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U.N. Weapons Inspectors Find Dirty Magazines Under Saddam's Mattress
United Nations weapons inspectors announced earlier today, the discovery of "periodicals of a pornographic nature" inside o_ne of Saddam Hussein's presidential palaces.
According to chief inspector Hans Blix, the magazines were uncovered underneath a mattress used exclusively by Hussein, and therefore, it is certain that the smut does indeed belong to him. Under the rules of the U.N. resolution, Saddam will be grounded for two weeks and must attend church every Sunday for the next three months. President Bush has called for military strikes.
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