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What do you call a kiwi sheep dog?
A: A pimp.
Why do kiwis end up marrying women?
A: Sheep can't cook.
Bruce and Cobber are driving into town from the ranch and it's Bruce's first time driving on a tarred road.
A bit nervous at how Bruce will handle the narrower roads Cobber says, "Bruce, have you ever made a u-turn?"
Bruce replies: "No, but I once made a ram's eyes water."
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