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Originally Posted by Sultana
I'd like to request that in order to make this list highly pertinent, we leave out things that are essentially generally accepted, like good hygenie and doesn't torture kittens.
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LOL about the torturing kittens...this past weekend James nearly Fried up Red who is now known as Bacon. He hopped up onto the counter into the hot frying pan with bacon grease in it...
1. Loves Cats and Animals in general (I'm a huge cat lover)
2. Goober Sense of Humor
3. Perfect Teeth
4. Financially Aware and Prepared
5. Gives good back rubs
6. Acts like a teenager but can be an adult when necessary
7. Grabs my boobs and butt at in-opportune times, just to make me react
8. Laughs at stupid things
9. Eats whats left on my plate
10. Loves me with a passion that is unmatched with an intensity that is overwhelming
***11.*** Fries the kitties in the frying pan before breakfast
(his name is James! )