Deity on grass
Posted 11-28-2008 at 08:06 PM by mrklixx
Updated 11-28-2008 at 08:15 PM by mrklixx (do not want to diet)
Updated 11-28-2008 at 08:15 PM by mrklixx (do not want to diet)
I went out to my car this evening, and I saw Jesus.
And he was lit.
There he was, sprawled on my neighbor's lawn, staring up at the stars. He seemed to be oblivious to the fact that it was 40 degrees outside and he was half naked.
There were people standing around him, but they were lit as well. They were all smiling and looked to be egging him on to make a spectacle out of himself.
All I know is whatever was warming their innards was definitely not the power of God, and someone was paying a pretty penny for it.
I just looked out the window, and he's still out there, blazing away. I bet he'll still be there in the morning, but he'll be completely out and covered in leaves and bird poop.
And he was lit.
There he was, sprawled on my neighbor's lawn, staring up at the stars. He seemed to be oblivious to the fact that it was 40 degrees outside and he was half naked.
There were people standing around him, but they were lit as well. They were all smiling and looked to be egging him on to make a spectacle out of himself.
All I know is whatever was warming their innards was definitely not the power of God, and someone was paying a pretty penny for it.
I just looked out the window, and he's still out there, blazing away. I bet he'll still be there in the morning, but he'll be completely out and covered in leaves and bird poop.
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He's out there again tonight, firing it up. I'm thinking about calling the cops....or centurions.Posted 11-29-2008 at 08:25 PM by mrklixx
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