Hey Everybody! It's My New Attitude!
Posted 09-20-2009 at 10:36 AM by Poppinjay
I read a few blogs and entries this morning. One in particular made me grumpy. Grump grump grump.
So I decided to turn that frown around! And make it a
!Life is really great! I have so much! A home, a wifey-poo, a son (I guess you could say I'm advancing sigilization! LOL!
). Everything is super. Except for the little problem with addictions and the multiple court appearances. But let's just say that's Fairfax County's particular hang up, not mine, man! Because I'm, high on life and meth! I mean life!I was at my meeting yesterday, and I overheard Jeremy say the funniest thing, "would you like a little coffee with your sugar!" LOL!
I also sat next to Sam (short for some Indian name, she's a chick, not a dude) at the strip club last night during our staff night out, and we shared a cheeseless slice of pizza and both drank cokes! Everybody else was drunk! LOL!
I found a dollar on the floor that had some sticky stuff on it, so I stuck it to Sam's head and told her to guess how big the bill was! She guessed a dollar! But I think she cheated by looking at the mirrors behind the stripper.
Something about Sam...... she just has that certain quelquefois. In fact, quelquefois I want to fuck her third world brains out!!!! LOL!!! ROFLMAO!!!
Oh man, but we have great times at the office. Stu gave me some totally hardcore snuff DVDs, I swear, you can see the blood run out of the boy's nose after he's sodomized by a cougar (and I don't meant Courtney Cox! Rowr! LOL!).
I used to think. And that was the extent of my problem. I was a gloomy gus. I had all these opinions and ideas. Jesus, that sucked. So now I live on the sunny side, smile and wave, and stalk. And we end every day as a family with our simple dinner time prayer: Dear Lord, we thank thee for this bountiful offering, found on route 29, and please Lord, watch over Geoff while he's in the crooked daycare from that NBC report, and mostly dear Lord, please arrange the painful death by mastication of the Jonas Brothers while every tweener girl in the country watches.
G'nite!
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heh.Posted 09-20-2009 at 10:46 AM by mixedmedia
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Entertainment, and a vocabulary boost! I, however, choose to remain grumpy.Posted 09-20-2009 at 12:54 PM by grumpyolddude
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Oh, snap. You live in my back yard.Posted 09-20-2009 at 02:47 PM by Plan9
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This is more my case.
Posted 09-20-2009 at 02:48 PM by Xerxys
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You seem to have completely glossed over the coolness of the return Hotwheels to your toy box.Posted 09-22-2009 at 06:42 AM by The_Jazz
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