Funny thing about that. D spends most of her time naked. Since the baby came, that has increased.
Several neighbors have mentioned it. "I don't give a shit" has been her answer.
I suppose I should enjoy it. I get to to see a totally hot babe every day. D is a more attractive Selma Blair.
There was a time, way back in the day on the playa at Burning Man that seeing the occasional naked woman was a turn on. Now, it's expected. Not that I demand it, she just does it. Waiting for the shower requires about 5 minutes, but she'll go ahead and undress 15 minutes ahead of time.
Afterwards requires a robe, which she dons like a Buick dons air on the highway.
This is bragging. If you haven't gotten laid lately, well, neither have I since the baby was born. But at least I have good material.
What would Jesus do? He would sit...