1) If you drink/eat down a bottle/carton/glass/etc of *whatever* and there's only a tiny bit left, just FINISH IT OFF instead of putting it back in the fridge.
2) If you find something fuzzy/stale/inedible in a bag/tupperware/box in the fridge, THROW IT OUT.
3) If you find a trash can full of trash, close the bag and TAKE IT OUT. And put ANOTHER FUCKIN' BAG IN IT!!!
4) And, while we're on trash, for the fuckin' 10th goddam time, if the trash barrel isn't out on the street on Sunday and Wednesday evenings, TAKE IT DOWN. (Of course, because it's under YOUR window, I'll be happy to take it down when I get home at 3 a.m. as a *gentle* reminder that you forgot.)
5) If the dishwasher is FULL and HAS NOT been run, pick up the dishwashing soap, put it in the little compartment for it in the dishwasher, and hit the "RUN" button.
6) If the dishwasher is FULL and HAS been run, then kindly put all the clean...