1) I get a call from a number I don't recognize and answer:
ME: Hello?
MAN: Hello, is this Taylor?
ME: This is him.
MAN: Taylor, this is Hilton from extreme fitness.
ME: [Thinking it's a telemarketer] Can I stop you right there Hilton?
MAN: I'm sorry?
ME: I don't mean to be rude but I have class in two minutes and I'm not interested in joining your gym. Sorry dude.
MAN: You might be interested in what I have to say Mr. Seymour.
ME: I'm pretty sure, I'm not.
MAN: This will only take a second.
ME: Well I'll give you points for gumption hilton.
MAN: Excuse me?
ME: It's cool man, give me your schpeil.
MAN: No schpeil sir.
ME: Just called to chat Hilton?
MAN: Do you remember filling out a ballet?
ME: [Laughing]
MAN: Why are you laughing.
ME: Please do not tell me I won something.
MAN: Yeah, second place. A year free at our new location at Dundas...