Before you call the police, I can explain ... A while back I was at the mall buying my mom shoes when this lady from all natural products or something or the other stopped me and asked to see my hands. She proceeded to buff them out and the end result was it looking like I had clear nail polish on my fingers. All the while during this demo she went through explaining the perks, advantages and awesomeness of the product she was selling to me for $49.99 and I could only fixate on her accent.
She had a marvelous accent, upon further prodding I found out she was not from around town. I could never have bought the product had she not have talked it down to $25.00 for shampoo, nail buffer and something else for you fingertips I have no idea what it's called.
So today I am returning the shoes because they don't fit the intended recipient, I bump into her again, but she was selling her buffing thingy to a lady ... so I walked past and decided to bump into her on my way...
