Is the only way to describe anything in life.

That is all.

I'm in a Burger King because I don't want to worship baby Hey-suse. The folk we are staying with are the fun religious types. The kind even TFP elitists will like because they don't force their beliefs on you.

So, drinking this piss poor coffee I can't help but think to myself, if I find all the sugar at the bottom of the cup I will be so fuckin' pissed, that and I couldn't help but wonder Why have I done very little ever since getting here? I mean, google is coming up short on events and activities. I wanna go to Toronto to all the massage parlours in the massage thread. I should do that.

I hope today doesn't suck as much as yesterday.

OK, Canadians, you know all that stuff said in IIRC was just joking right? Right??? Erm ... here are thge rules ...

You will not Hack my IP address, find me, and attempt any form of maiming during my stay
You will not attempt to run me over with your vehicle whilst I walk down the street.
You will not poison my food.
You will not lure me to your home with overtures of good times and attempt to kill me.
You will not kidnap me and PIMP me out without my consent ... no seriously, at least let me know first before I sleep with some overweight dude.

I think tha about covers it. Spend time with me and I promise I will buy you a beer for every 5 minutes you managae to endure!

So, as I type this from the car thinking I can't standany more of this gospel music and wondering how long till I'll grab the wheel and kill all of us to spare me the agony I can'thelp but wonder how long a trip has been overdue for me.

Yesterday I stayed with friends from Philly. I had fun on the way up turning down some dude with a sob story about how he got laid off and he needed gas money and food while he and his girlfriend was holding a cigarrette. I'm such an SOB!

Now, when we got to PA we were supposed to spend the night and leave the next morning but my in-laws had added yet another cousin to the number and visitations had to be arranged. I was holding the baby when my little niece walked over, kissed the hours old newborn, and sneezed. My mouth acted on itself when I said, "H1N1 welcomes you to the world." The mother was not very pleased!

Later on I visited my friend who's daughter has autism. I'm not sure what kind it is, I would...

From reading this thread I get people have become really disconnected to elegance and manners. The same people that complain about fashion trends are the same ones that constantly accuse mainstream behavior to be of "douche-baggy" tendencies. You don't wear [insert recent fashion trend here] and claim to "only go for comfort". Naturally, by the extension that they don't dress like you, anyone who wears what you think is stupid is a douche-bag ... no? That's how I see it.

Like this for example ...

I will be very bold and open myself to public lynching when I say the above post speaks for 90% of us here on TFP. Anyone who is dark brown in color, has tattoo T-shirts and shiny sweatshirt is a guido. Anyone who's blond, wears tight pants and carries her little shitzu in her purse is a ...erm, whats the...