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Dirty Girls!
Posted 08-11-2009 at 02:39 PM by Xerxys
No! I do NOT have OCD! But I work with dirty girls. And not the good kinda dirty ... They have dirt underneath their nails. Why? Very well manicured nails, but a distinct dark line beneath them. And no, I don't work at a farm.
A while back we had a tornado warning and we were asked to abandon all posts and congregate in the center of the building. Everyone, including the women, told me it was the ladies bathroom. I swear to god I still think it's a broken sewer pipe or something because the smell was just so bad!! No one can possibly stand that smell. It was highschool all again.
Now the ratio of unclean men to women is probably equal if not more men but aren't women supposed to be ... well, cleaner? I probably don't notice the men either but they're not asking me for hugs y'know!! The thing is, if you extend your hand out for me to shake it I'm gonna notice stuff, which opens a whole gateway of other things. The yellow teeth, the creased clothes, the buttcrack theater ...
I mean c'mon seriously ... I wash my hands before I have anybody shake them ... granted I've been known to wear very faded uniform of clothes (still correcting that) but that is because of my poor choice in fabric cleaner, not hygene.
Just wash your hands, that's all I ask.
A while back we had a tornado warning and we were asked to abandon all posts and congregate in the center of the building. Everyone, including the women, told me it was the ladies bathroom. I swear to god I still think it's a broken sewer pipe or something because the smell was just so bad!! No one can possibly stand that smell. It was highschool all again.
Now the ratio of unclean men to women is probably equal if not more men but aren't women supposed to be ... well, cleaner? I probably don't notice the men either but they're not asking me for hugs y'know!! The thing is, if you extend your hand out for me to shake it I'm gonna notice stuff, which opens a whole gateway of other things. The yellow teeth, the creased clothes, the buttcrack theater ...
I mean c'mon seriously ... I wash my hands before I have anybody shake them ... granted I've been known to wear very faded uniform of clothes (still correcting that) but that is because of my poor choice in fabric cleaner, not hygene.
Just wash your hands, that's all I ask.
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At every business that I've worked for the women's bathrooms are always the worst. At my latest place of employment the women had a mandatory 'hygiene meeting' due to the horrendous state they left the bathroom in. Pee on the floor, women flushing weird stuff down the toilets and breaking them and then people using these broken toilets...repeatedly. Feminine hygiene products left on the floor. And, of course, my place of employment failed to install ventilation in the women's bathroom so the entire floor could smell it.
In short, women are human and are prone to the same disgusting forces that move you and me.Posted 08-11-2009 at 04:32 PM by UnclearContent
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How come then (all excreta being created equal) you and I notice the ladies more than the men's?Posted 08-11-2009 at 04:45 PM by Xerxys
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I notice women more because I don't pay as much attention to men.Posted 08-11-2009 at 04:59 PM by UnclearContent
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Everyone expects guys to be messy. Everyone expects girls to be all clean and pretty and nice. That's really not always the case.
That said...my fingernails are clean, thankyouverymuch
Posted 08-11-2009 at 11:45 PM by CinnamonGirl
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They're cute and they smell like angels and all that, but with the water park and sewage plant in such close proximity. It's obvious enough, really.Posted 08-12-2009 at 12:24 AM by Manic_Skafe
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My nails are always clean. Yuck. But some women are not very hygienic. I have seen some yucky public women's bathrooms. At my work the women's bathroom is spotless and always nice smelling. The men's isn't as nice.Posted 08-12-2009 at 01:57 AM by little_tippler
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The only time I have dirt under my fingernails is after working in the barn or working with the horses.
And I wash my hands (and under my nails) as soon as I get back into my apartment. :PPosted 08-12-2009 at 03:03 AM by PonyPotato
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I work in the office of a large warehouse - there are probably 2 women for every man employed - with a total of about 100 employees. The women's room has three stalls. My office mates and I are sure that the majority of the women we work with were raised by wolves. It doesn't matter how often it's cleaned, it's constantly filthy. And I mean filthy...someone found a dirty pair of undies stuffed in one of the toilet cover boxes. I don't get it.Posted 08-30-2009 at 04:37 PM by Grasshopper Green
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