The son of the man ...
Today, I stalked someone ...
Posted 11-02-2009 at 04:11 PM by Xerxys
Before you call the police, I can explain ... A while back I was at the mall buying my mom shoes when this lady from all natural products or something or the other stopped me and asked to see my hands. She proceeded to buff them out and the end result was it looking like I had clear nail polish on my fingers. All the while during this demo she went through explaining the perks, advantages and awesomeness of the product she was selling to me for $49.99 and I could only fixate on her accent.
She had a marvelous accent, upon further prodding I found out she was not from around town. I could never have bought the product had she not have talked it down to $25.00 for shampoo, nail buffer and something else for you fingertips I have no idea what it's called.
So today I am returning the shoes because they don't fit the intended recipient, I bump into her again, but she was selling her buffing thingy to a lady ... so I walked past and decided to bump into her on my way back! It was a coincidence, you see ...
Anyway, it was just my luck that she was on her way to the rest room (It was luck, I swear) that she saw me and we startyed talking. She asked if I've ben using the buffer and told me a whole bunch of other things I don't remember because, well, her accent her lovely Israeli accent.
She declined dinner though, she has a boyfriend ... back in Israel.
It was exhilarating, now I'm gonna sit in the corner and cry.
She had a marvelous accent, upon further prodding I found out she was not from around town. I could never have bought the product had she not have talked it down to $25.00 for shampoo, nail buffer and something else for you fingertips I have no idea what it's called.
So today I am returning the shoes because they don't fit the intended recipient, I bump into her again, but she was selling her buffing thingy to a lady ... so I walked past and decided to bump into her on my way back! It was a coincidence, you see ...
Anyway, it was just my luck that she was on her way to the rest room (It was luck, I swear) that she saw me and we startyed talking. She asked if I've ben using the buffer and told me a whole bunch of other things I don't remember because, well, her accent her lovely Israeli accent.
She declined dinner though, she has a boyfriend ... back in Israel.
It was exhilarating, now I'm gonna sit in the corner and cry.
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Maybe you should save up for a trip to Israel. You'd be sure to find lots of lovely accents there. Exhilarated is a pretty nice way to feel, too bad it ended with crying in a corner...but then there's nothing wrong with a good cry.Posted 11-03-2009 at 04:19 AM by seamaiden
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Pat yourself on the back for taking the initiative. A "no" moves you closer to a "yes." Next!Posted 11-03-2009 at 05:10 AM by thirdsun
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Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And assuming you were reasonable affable with the young lady (and it sounds like you were), you've gained a little more experience in approaching women successfully, something many of us are abysmally bad at, or terrified to do.Posted 11-03-2009 at 05:16 AM by GreyWolf
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Posted 11-03-2009 at 07:10 PM by dlish 
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Yeah...uhh, ummm, yeah, you better stay away from my gorgeous isreali girlfriend, 'cause iff'n you don't, I'll uhh, uhhh, beat you up, yeah that's right, I'll beat you up.
Live from isreal, FelixP signing out.Posted 11-06-2009 at 01:52 PM by FelixP
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Well at least you have a long life beautiful memory something to be thankful for...Posted 11-09-2009 at 08:05 PM by Bijoufem
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