him1: Man, I ain't gonna be workin here late anymore.
him2: I hear that brah, you gotta do some OT though...
him1: I know. at least I'll have my friday nights out.
me: **scoffs** HA! Like you got somethin' to do on Fridays. Let me tell you what's gonna happen, your gonna sit on your couch and absorb the tube like you did Thursday, Wednesday, Tuesday and Monday before that ...

(Yes, even when I speak I use connotations and stars n shit)

him1: Dang man, you aint gotta burst my bubble like that ...

**screams**

What the hell is wrong with me? I don't do this!! This isn't for me!

Okay, a little background.

I left work at 11pm after a good shift that actually left me feeling like I accomplished something. I decided I'll celebrate. I invited friends to the club/bar/house anything, they all declined. You see, they were tired. Not vibrant. Work had drained them. Now, as TFP knows, this is odd for me. Work well done get's me excited.

So I went alone. Bad idea.

I parked the car. Walked into the "overcrowded noise den" and had a beer. "A" beer. Meaning only one. Heineken. It was tasteless. It's the only one I can drink. Actually, water tastes so much better than beer. Shit, F you too alcohol. I'm done with you.

Chatted some folks up. It was a good time all around. COst me $5 to get in $5 for the Heineken. Cool eh? I got bored. I didn't know anyone. Sports is not my forte. I bailed....

So, you come to work eyes all blotchy bloodshoty, puffy. Sneeze every 10 seconds, have trouble keeping still like a junkie and YOU still insist that these are caused by your "allergies".

Get the hell away from me you rabid dog. Listen man, I understand you have allergies but it's now waaay past that. You have the flu. You're in no position to be at work. Sneezing, allergies or not, spreads contaminants. Your basically an inside out hazmat suit.

Please CALL OUT TOMMORROW!!

Thanks cromps, this means a lot of things will not go as I planned.

1. So, yesterday I was at work pulling some OT in anticipation for getting a new vehicle. While at work I logged on to chat and I hard a hard time convincing strangers to let me get a "flashy" car. Looks like I have to stick with sensible.

2. I had planned to go out last night. I invited everyone. They were all too tired. I've not been to a club in 2 years and when I did get to Hi5, There was a queue. WTF? I mean, I saw those on TV but really?? Get in line, pay a.. what ... $15-$20 cover? then go inside an overpriced non-high-end noise den? Nope ... I bailed.

3. It's Sunday, yesterday was beautiful. Not a cloud in the sky. My niece was home, I could have spent time with her. I woke up today, cleaned up, called up my mum cause I wanna see my niece, Nope. Mum's at work, niece is with mum's friend.

I'm calling everyone. They just wanna relax at home. This...

From the frying pan into the fire.

I was in an accident last night. Let's see, Yesterday while driving ... I

... was using my GPS, I set it while I was driving...

... sent a text to someone also, while driving...

... listened and sang along to all american rejects song Give you hell...

... Drove at speeds of 80m/ph on the highway.

But no, none of those caused the accident. You see, the song played only once, so I turned the radio down to next to nothingness like I usually do. I took the GPS down cause it took me as far as I wanted to go. Put the phone away, it was running out of battery anyway.

Fuckin' god damn lady ran the freakin' Red LIGHT!!!!

Fuckin' car, I hate you. I'm usually uber-careful on the streets!! I want New York!! No cars!! Public transportation FTW!!!!!