Britney Spears' sister is pregnant at sixteen - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

LoganSnake · 12-19-2007, 01:29 PM

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Britney Spears' 16-year-old sister, who stars as a schoolgirl in Nickelodeon's popular TV show "Zoey 101," is pregnant.
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The cable channel confirmed a report in the forthcoming edition of celebrity gossip magazine OK! that Jamie Lynn Spears is expecting a child.

"We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being," Nickelodeon said in a statement e-mailed to Reuters.

A high school student who lives in Louisiana, Jamie Lynn Spears reportedly met the father, Casey Aldridge, the son of a Tennessee papermill worker, at church. Jamie Lynn Spears' personal publicist was not available for comment.

Her big sister, Britney Spears, may not be the best source of parenting advice. The 26-year-old pop star lost primary custody of her two sons, aged 2 and 1, to ex-husband Kevin Federline after their divorce last year and is engaged in a bitter custody battle that has shone a harsh spotlight on her maternal shortcomings.

"Zoey 101," which wrapped production on its fourth and final season in September, revolves around a headstrong student at a co-ed boarding school in California. Fresh episodes will air through 2008, a spokeswoman for the Viacom Inc-owned network said.

(Editing by Frances Kerry)

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/0...nt_spears_col/

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What a strange family.

Cynthetiq · 12-19-2007, 01:40 PM

not even a celebutard, but a celebutard's sister. Seriously a 16 yr old getting pregnant, not news at all.

Willravel · 12-19-2007, 01:41 PM

LoganSnake · 12-19-2007, 01:42 PM

So what?

Cynthetiq · 12-19-2007, 01:42 PM

sew buttons.

The_Jazz · 12-19-2007, 01:43 PM

sow wheat

Fotzlid · 12-19-2007, 01:43 PM

oh look....butterflies...

LoganSnake · 12-19-2007, 01:48 PM

And in other news

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NEW YORK (AP) - Lynne Spears' book about parenting has been delayed indefinitely, her publisher said Wednesday.

Lindsey Nobles, a spokeswoman for Christian book publisher Thomas Nelson Inc., said Wednesday that the memoir by the mother of Britney Spears was put on hold last week. She declined to comment on whether the delay was connected to the revelation that Spears' 16-year-old daughter, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.

"I can tell you that we are standing behind Lynne and supporting her decision to be with her family at this time," Nobles told The Associated Press.

"Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World" was initially scheduled for release May 11, Mother's Day. Spears, the mother of three children with ex-husband Jamie Spears, had been working with a Michigan-based freelancer since March on the memoir chronicling Spears' experiences raising a family in the public eye.

Jamie Lynn Spears, star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101" and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine in its new issue that she's expecting her first child and the father is boyfriend Casey Aldridge.

Nobles and representatives for Britney Spears said they did not know how Lynne Spears could be reached for comment about the status of her book.

The_Jazz · 12-19-2007, 01:50 PM

Wow, LoganSnake reads Fark.com, just like I do! Fantastic! We can be Fark buddies!

Strange Famous · 12-19-2007, 02:08 PM

oh well,,, worse things happen at sea.

fish_oinc · 12-19-2007, 02:32 PM

How many other 16 year old are pregnant now? We will see them on Jerry Springer soon enough.

Not likes it never happened befor but really who cares as long as it wasn't Britney again

Byrnison · 12-19-2007, 03:09 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,317228,00.html

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In an exclusive with the weekly, Jamie Lynn reportedly reveals that the father is her long-time lover, 19-year-old Casey Aldridge. The pair were recently sighted house-hunting in Valencia, Calif.

Underlined text is mine. This statement simply floors me. What responsible parent allows their 16-year-old daughter to look for houses with their boyfriend? Eh, after seeing Brit's arc, I guess "responsible" is the fallacy in my thinking...

maleficent · 12-19-2007, 03:10 PM

a 16 year old with a long time lover...

maleficent · 12-19-2007, 03:10 PM

a 16 year old with a long time lover...

Dtamr · 12-19-2007, 03:22 PM

You've gotta admit that is pretty harsh. This poor girl has had no boundaries or leadership from her parent(s?). I have no idea how long the dad's gonna stick around, but he might just dick around for a few years for the money. I dont know. To me, it's a real shame, because that kid's not going to have a normal life, and it deserves one.

But teen pregnancy IS always funny. And this one, doubly so. Just feel sorry for the baby.

filtherton · 12-19-2007, 03:23 PM

Meh. There's a lot worse things a sixteen year old could be doing.

ironman · 12-19-2007, 10:09 PM

The stereotype is complete...

Plan9 · 12-19-2007, 10:32 PM

This is why abortion is a good idea.

TotalMILF · 12-19-2007, 11:02 PM

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

Bear Cub · 12-20-2007, 08:14 PM

High five to the kid that knocked her up.

hunnychile · 12-21-2007, 03:35 PM

Um, can you say "Zoey does Pregnancy 101 or When IS it Statuatory Rape?"

I fear a reality show is in the "oven" so to speak and Lyn Spears the slacker mom is famous for selling out...

Yikes, this is gonna be PPWT on Reality TV!?!!?

After thought: Glad I remember how much I like to read decent literature.

Daniel_ · 12-22-2007, 06:49 AM

Is the father going to be prosecuted?

blahblah454 · 12-22-2007, 08:40 AM

Isn't the legal age of consent 16?

LoganSnake · 12-22-2007, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by blahblah454

Isn't the legal age of consent 16?

Not everywhere.

Daniel_ · 12-22-2007, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by blahblah454

Isn't the legal age of consent 16?

In sensible countries (like UK and Canada) it is.

According to this site: http://www.coolnurse.com/consent.htm

In Caifornia it's 18, which makes him a sexual predator and rapist.

Willravel · 12-22-2007, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Daniel_

In Caifornia it's 18, which makes him a sexual predator and rapist.

And moron.

Plan9 · 12-22-2007, 02:07 PM

This baby should have been a tummyshot.

Strange Famous · 12-22-2007, 03:48 PM

a 19 year old up for a stat rape case for consensual sex with a 16 year old?

not trying to offend people, but a country responsible for that kind of mis-use of law does not deserve to be a superpower

Baraka_Guru · 12-22-2007, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Daniel_

In sensible countries (like UK and Canada) it is.

In Canada, the Tories are trying to raise the age of consent to 16. It sits at 14, currently.

LoganSnake · 12-22-2007, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

This baby should have been a tummyshot.

Willravel · 12-22-2007, 05:06 PM

Before:

After:

LoganSnake · 12-22-2007, 05:11 PM

Willravel · 12-22-2007, 05:14 PM

Hahaha...I like the sparkles, very MySpace.

World's King · 12-22-2007, 05:46 PM

Someone should kick her in the cunt.

Willravel · 12-22-2007, 05:53 PM

If you're really good at aiming, you can actually kick her in the clit. But it takes like three tries.

Baraka_Guru · 12-22-2007, 06:06 PM

What is this, South Park?

LoganSnake · 12-22-2007, 06:39 PM

South Park!?

Baraka_Guru · 12-22-2007, 06:43 PM

Nah, Sparta had a far stronger sense of honour.

LoganSnake · 12-22-2007, 06:45 PM

As opposed to what, the TFP collective?

Baraka_Guru · 12-22-2007, 06:55 PM

No, this thread.

12-19-2007, 01:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY Blog Entries: 162	not even a celebutard, but a celebutard's sister. Seriously a 16 yr old getting pregnant, not news at all. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

12-19-2007, 01:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter. Location: Behind the brick wall, inside the gray room, at the black desk. Blog Entries: 14	So? __________________ "So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs." Elbert Hubbard

12-19-2007, 01:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	So what? __________________ There is a core and it's hardcore. All is hardcore when made with love. The love is voice of savage soul. This savage love is understructable. Given enough time all gods and goddesses die, they are then merely replaced with new mythology.

12-19-2007, 01:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY Blog Entries: 162	sew buttons. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

12-19-2007, 01:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
The_Jazz Dean Wormer Administrator Location: Chicago Blog Entries: 11	sow wheat __________________ The proud dad of Max since 2/15/06 and Andrew since 1/9/08! "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

12-19-2007, 01:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie	oh look....butterflies...

12-19-2007, 01:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
The_Jazz Dean Wormer Administrator Location: Chicago Blog Entries: 11	Wow, LoganSnake reads Fark.com, just like I do! Fantastic! We can be Fark buddies! __________________ The proud dad of Max since 2/15/06 and Andrew since 1/9/08! "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

12-19-2007, 02:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
Strange Famous Dangerous in action and always eager for it Location: Ipswich, UK Blog Entries: 12	oh well,,, worse things happen at sea. __________________ "Lying in bed on a summer morning, with the window open, listening to the church bells, eating buttered toast with cunty fingers.” (on the meaning of Englishness) "I'm a complicated man and nobody understands me but my woman"

12-19-2007, 02:32 PM	#11 (permalink)
fish_oinc Tilted Location: mountains of va.	How many other 16 year old are pregnant now? We will see them on Jerry Springer soon enough. Not likes it never happened befor but really who cares as long as it wasn't Britney again

12-19-2007, 03:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	a 16 year old with a long time lover... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

12-19-2007, 03:10 PM	#14 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	a 16 year old with a long time lover... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

12-19-2007, 03:22 PM	#15 (permalink)
Dtamr Upright Location: California	You've gotta admit that is pretty harsh. This poor girl has had no boundaries or leadership from her parent(s?). I have no idea how long the dad's gonna stick around, but he might just dick around for a few years for the money. I dont know. To me, it's a real shame, because that kid's not going to have a normal life, and it deserves one. But teen pregnancy IS always funny. And this one, doubly so. Just feel sorry for the baby. __________________ E fuhtan ruf syho baubma femm ihtancdyht drec saccyka?

12-19-2007, 03:23 PM	#16 (permalink)
filtherton A poor man's version of a rich man. Location: In the land of ice and snow.	Meh. There's a lot worse things a sixteen year old could be doing.

12-19-2007, 10:09 PM	#17 (permalink)
ironman Smithers, release the hounds Location: Guatemala, Guatemala	The stereotype is complete... __________________ If I agreed with you we´d both be wrong

12-19-2007, 10:32 PM	#18 (permalink)
Plan9 Gorilla Cum Laude Location: Prime Self Blog Entries: 114	This is why abortion is a good idea. __________________ "The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people." Formerly username "Crompsin."

12-22-2007, 06:49 AM	#22 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England Blog Entries: 11	Is the father going to be prosecuted? __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

12-19-2007, 11:02 PM	#19 (permalink)
TotalMILF Delusional... but in a funny way Location: deeee-TROIT!!!	You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl. __________________ "I'm sorry, all I heard was blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp."

12-20-2007, 08:14 PM	#20 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina Blog Entries: 33	High five to the kid that knocked her up.

12-21-2007, 03:35 PM	#21 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: someplace else	Um, can you say "Zoey does Pregnancy 101 or When IS it Statuatory Rape?" I fear a reality show is in the "oven" so to speak and Lyn Spears the slacker mom is famous for selling out... Yikes, this is gonna be PPWT on Reality TV!?!!? After thought: Glad I remember how much I like to read decent literature. __________________ "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make" - The Beatles

12-22-2007, 08:40 AM	#23 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road... Blog Entries: 1	Isn't the legal age of consent 16?

12-22-2007, 02:07 PM	#27 (permalink)
Plan9 Gorilla Cum Laude Location: Prime Self Blog Entries: 114	This baby should have been a tummyshot. __________________ "The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people." Formerly username "Crompsin."

12-22-2007, 03:48 PM	#28 (permalink)
Strange Famous Dangerous in action and always eager for it Location: Ipswich, UK Blog Entries: 12	a 19 year old up for a stat rape case for consensual sex with a 16 year old? not trying to offend people, but a country responsible for that kind of mis-use of law does not deserve to be a superpower __________________ "Lying in bed on a summer morning, with the window open, listening to the church bells, eating buttered toast with cunty fingers.” (on the meaning of Englishness) "I'm a complicated man and nobody understands me but my woman"

12-22-2007, 05:06 PM	#31 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter. Location: Behind the brick wall, inside the gray room, at the black desk. Blog Entries: 14	Before: After: __________________ "So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs." Elbert Hubbard

12-22-2007, 05:11 PM	#32 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	__________________ There is a core and it's hardcore. All is hardcore when made with love. The love is voice of savage soul. This savage love is understructable. Given enough time all gods and goddesses die, they are then merely replaced with new mythology.

12-22-2007, 05:14 PM	#33 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter. Location: Behind the brick wall, inside the gray room, at the black desk. Blog Entries: 14	Hahaha...I like the sparkles, very MySpace. __________________ "So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs." Elbert Hubbard

12-22-2007, 05:46 PM	#34 (permalink)
World's King Mise En Place Location: Denver City Denver	Someone should kick her in the cunt. __________________ I wanted the perfect meal.

12-22-2007, 05:53 PM	#35 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter. Location: Behind the brick wall, inside the gray room, at the black desk. Blog Entries: 14	If you're really good at aiming, you can actually kick her in the clit. But it takes like three tries. __________________ "So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs." Elbert Hubbard

12-22-2007, 06:06 PM	#36 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru Dracologist Super Moderator Location: Toronto, Canada Blog Entries: 89	What is this, South Park? __________________ Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —"Burnt Norton," Four Quartets, T. S. Eliot

12-22-2007, 06:39 PM	#37 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	South Park!? __________________ There is a core and it's hardcore. All is hardcore when made with love. The love is voice of savage soul. This savage love is understructable. Given enough time all gods and goddesses die, they are then merely replaced with new mythology.

12-22-2007, 06:43 PM	#38 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru Dracologist Super Moderator Location: Toronto, Canada Blog Entries: 89	Nah, Sparta had a far stronger sense of honour. __________________ Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —"Burnt Norton," Four Quartets, T. S. Eliot

12-22-2007, 06:45 PM	#39 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	As opposed to what, the TFP collective? __________________ There is a core and it's hardcore. All is hardcore when made with love. The love is voice of savage soul. This savage love is understructable. Given enough time all gods and goddesses die, they are then merely replaced with new mythology.

12-22-2007, 06:55 PM	#40 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru Dracologist Super Moderator Location: Toronto, Canada Blog Entries: 89	No, this thread. __________________ Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —"Burnt Norton," Four Quartets, T. S. Eliot