Punk.of.Ages

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

Best thing I've seen all day.

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blahblah454

Bahahahaha!!! Thats amazing.

I feel so inadequate compared to them.

Craven Morehead

genuinegirly

Pretty silly!!

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Punk.of.Ages

Take the compatibility test. It's hilarious.

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"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

lotsofmagnets

personal fave


but any one of those could turn me

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physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

Daniel_

I hate that site.

Bastards wouldn't even list my picture.

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Manuel Hong

that's mean

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pornclerk

I call dibs on Rueben!

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Tully Mars

Hilarious.

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DaniGirl

that is hilarious!! Ill take Akim, you know if Reggie died or something.

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kramus

'nuff said

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Plan9

If you've ever been on a dating site, this kinda humor is less funny and more "God, them again."

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settie

*twitch* that's. not. possible. oh god! What did he DO to himself?!?!

Bear Cub

Add Bear Cub to that list. Less-than-wealthy and hemophiliacs need not apply.

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SSJTWIZTA

from the compatibility test section:

6. Do you prefer to work

A: to deadlines
B: work? I haven't worked in 2 years.

...fuck, i have to go with b. they nailed that one.

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Gebbinn

My sister just bought a husband from there, lets see how it goes

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