Punch em in the ...ahem.. Dick (NSFW lyrics) - Tilted Forum Project - TFP - Sexuality, Philosophy and Political Discussion

Crack · 08-24-2008, 01:57 PM

This is the best song I have ever heard.... yeah... okay.

best part are the comments.

http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Pun...ck-NSFW-lyrics

"i'll give your willy a welt like you ain't never felt"

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I've got, somewhere, a really lousy hip-hop goof about murdering tranny hookers and being knee-deep in their blood that rhymes "ballgown" with "balls down" and "cargo" with "car, ho." I'm not proud of any of these facts.

This is a much better song than that.

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This song punched my ears in the dick. Finally, something with which to silence all the critics who insist that hip-hop is creatively bankrupt.

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I think this song is bigger than any of us.

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This will go great on the Christmas mix CDs we exchange at work.

inBOIL · 08-25-2008, 02:59 AM

"like an eggplant forced into your foreskin"

I do not expect that I shall ever again encounter such lyrical genius. And it's on the "music to punch dicks to" playlist. It's nice to know that if I ever have a long day of dick-punching ahead of me, there's music to help the work go faster.

08-25-2008, 02:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
inBOIL Addict Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The Forgotten Works	"like an eggplant forced into your foreskin" I do not expect that I shall ever again encounter such lyrical genius. And it's on the "music to punch dicks to" playlist. It's nice to know that if I ever have a long day of dick-punching ahead of me, there's music to help the work go faster. __________________ Life is like playing the violin solo in public and learning the instrument as you go. Last edited by inBOIL; 08-25-2008 at 03:31 AM.