Xerxys

This was great.......

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RetroGunslinger

Best. Use. Of. Annotations. EVER.

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To summarize:

It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay.

The best porn is gun porn.

It's only rape if the bitch lives.

Suffer For Your Art

KirStang

She loved my potato.

Plan9

Pfft... that's what they ALL say. Then you're just another little spud.

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Woman has that scraggly trailer park heroin meth look. Blegch.

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Formerly username "Crompsin."

Jove

I probably shouldn't have called John Stamos.

troit

Draw a turkey leg...yeah that's it - a turkey leg....

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I've yet to dephile myself...

dlish

how bout a mop swipe to the head baby? would that turn you on?

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"Romance is never having to apologize for getting it in her hair" - World's King

highdro69

i hadn't laughed that hard in a while. thank you

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"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

KirStang

A girl who enthusiastically eats my potatoes and appreciates a good toaster-shock?

I'm in love.

cdwonderful

Dammit!! John Stamos stole my blonde!!!!

ottopilot

Unless it was a dictator.

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"I'm not an animal, I'm a human being... you gonna eat that?" - Elephant Guy

777

LOL

Use the toaster for a great laugh

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

phathom

"Oh my god you killed her. I need to get out of here and establish an alibi. I suggest you do the same because if they catch me I will DESTROY you.! lol

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Charlatan

I guess I shouldn't have drowned her... but that was fun.

Not sure why that was game over. I am sure the hot tub would keep her from going cold.

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“Under a separation of state and economics, especially with laissez-faire capitalism [Free Trade], the state no longer has a role to play in protecting the people and assuring their happiness. Laissez-faire means capitalism is outside the regulatory control of the state and that the people are entirely at the mercy of the capitalists.”
– Thomas Jefferson