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Sweetpea · 12-09-2005, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by JumpinJesus

I'm eating some cheese right now. Any of you fuckers come near me and I'm taking you all out with my coco puffs.

I haven't laughed that hard all week....

and my gosh... the more i hear about human beings, the more i understand our true capacity for lack of intelligence..................

Sultana · 12-09-2005, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by JumpinJesus

Cheese or David Hasselhoff?

Seems easy, doesn't it?

In fact, this is cheese. It's a poor quality cheese that for some reason comes encased in leather and is identifiable by it's hairy appearance. This cheese is extremely popular in central European countries like Germany and Austria.

That is the happiest cheese I've ever seen. I am having nearly the same level of difficulty accepting this image as I was accepting the original story...
I guess I have to wonder if anyone would ever attempt to kill for this particular cheese?
Is goat cheese perceived as more valuable??

pan6467 · 12-09-2005, 08:17 AM

Actually, my conspiracy mind is saying that it was possible she had seen true cocaine, but when she made a threat and by law (I believ the authorities had to call the intended victims to tell them their life was being threatened.

So in telling them they very easily could have made a switch and stashed the coke.

But then again that's why I'm the Mad Heretic..... I see conspiracies in everything.

5757 · 12-09-2005, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by fresnelly

So she mistook cheese for cocaine, hired an undercover cop for a hit-man AND she's being suckered by one of those phony modeling agencies?

I'm guessing the cheese will score higher in its SAT's

haha

I agree with that. This chick doesn't seem very smart. Well, looks like shes where she belongs. Now she can't kill anyone for eggs or milk.

MSD · 12-09-2005, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ziadel

if she was trying to be a model, then she at least thought she looked good, anyone got pics of this crazy girl?

Have you tried clicking the article?

Cicero · 12-10-2005, 01:15 PM

<img src="http://www.cheesesupply.com/images/asadero-125x125.jpg">

Maybe, but not quite. How naive do you have to be to conclude it's cocaine?

MindBabble · 12-10-2005, 01:32 PM

obviously very naive, some people just dont have the equipment up top for smart thinking. either that or she was so increadably desperate for money that she made herself beleive it was cocaine you know a bit of wishful thinking.

vermin · 12-11-2005, 08:36 PM

18 years old and her first thought when seeing a large lump of "cocaine" is to hire a hitman rather than try to steal it herself.
Something tells me that this is only the latest in a string of bad decisions this girl has made in life.

12-09-2005, 08:17 AM	#43 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Canton, Ohio USA	Actually, my conspiracy mind is saying that it was possible she had seen true cocaine, but when she made a threat and by law (I believ the authorities had to call the intended victims to tell them their life was being threatened. So in telling them they very easily could have made a switch and stashed the coke. But then again that's why I'm the Mad Heretic..... I see conspiracies in everything. __________________ Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. You're just left with yourself all the time, whatever you do anyway. You've got to get down to your own God in your own temple. It's all down to you, mate. I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong. JOHN LENNON (1940-1980)

12-11-2005, 08:36 PM	#48 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	18 years old and her first thought when seeing a large lump of "cocaine" is to hire a hitman rather than try to steal it herself. Something tells me that this is only the latest in a string of bad decisions this girl has made in life. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

12-10-2005, 01:15 PM	#46 (permalink)
Cicero Tilted	<img src="http://www.cheesesupply.com/images/asadero-125x125.jpg"> Maybe, but not quite. How naive do you have to be to conclude it's cocaine?

12-10-2005, 01:32 PM	#47 (permalink)
MindBabble Rookie	obviously very naive, some people just dont have the equipment up top for smart thinking. either that or she was so increadably desperate for money that she made herself beleive it was cocaine you know a bit of wishful thinking.