hmaxwell

Hello. My name is Maxwell. Hengist Maxwell.

Funny name, isn't it?

Looks like a cool forum. Mind if I stick around for a while?

RetroGunslinger

Sure, just don't touch anything.

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To summarize:

It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay.

The best porn is gun porn.

It's only rape if the bitch lives.

Suffer For Your Art

Martian

You can touch RetroGunslinger all you want, but I'll not be held responsible for the consequences.

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Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

- Journey, Don't Stop Believein'

hmaxwell

That's okay. I'm not really into "touching." More like "taking" and "running."

dlish

careful of his gun though...

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere
"Romance is never having to apologize for getting it in her hair" - World's King

The_Jazz

Not as funny as you think. Check my signature.

Stick around as long as you'd like. We love having new people inject their thoughts, especially once they figure out that there's a whole lot of the site that they can't see yet.

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The proud dad of Max since 2/15/06 and Andrew since 1/9/08!

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

merleniau

Maxwell is the name of my boss's cat who I rescued from a raccoon last night. Sort of.. he got bitten about 12 times and got some fuzz ripped out, but he's okay!

Welcome.

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"Without passion man is a mere latent force and possibility, like the flint which awaits the shock of the iron before it can give forth its spark."
— Henri-Frédéric Amiel