Narcissist

Hello, I'm obviously new here. You might be wondering why I didn't introduce myself in the "Introduce Yourself HERE!!!" sticky thread. The answer is simple, I'm very narcissistic, therefore, I believe I deserve my own thread. At any rate, this forum looks nice and organized. I look forward to discussing numerous topics and meeting intelligent and open-minded people.

Martian

This forum is organized. Expect your 'extra special intro thread' to be merged with the main one as soon as a mod gets around to it.

As long as you're able to have a mature dialogue with both existing and new members, you'll be welcomed with open arms. If you're not able to do that, you can expect that things will not go quite so smoothly.

Oh, and welcome.

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

Plan9

Damnit, I told Xerxys to stop creating new accounts.

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"The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people."

Formerly username "Crompsin."

FuglyStick

I'm here for the clicky prize, dammit.

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"If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish"--Donald Earl Fite III, fish killer

Plan9

Well, it's obviously already betwixt ya earholes.

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"The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people."

Formerly username "Crompsin."

The_Jazz

Oh goody. Fresh meat, all nice and tidy for me! Thanks, guys! You shouldn't have!

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Jetée

Nobody notices me anyway, so I'll just leave a placemark here as a reminder to say "hello" to you at a later time yet to be specified, only of which is verifiably known to be not right now. Maybe not even tomorrow, but we can all hope.

Until then, don't get lost, 'cause I still have to welcome you before you go off to your next playful field of crushed dreams and stagnant life articles.

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* We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us. —Marcel Proust

Narcissist

Fresh meat? I hope this isn't a forum for ex-convicts! Thank you all for making feel right in The Twilight Zone.

Daniel_

I didn't click.

What do I win?

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
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Redlemon

This reminds me of one of my favorite highway signs: "Slow down and get ticket." Fuck that, I'm going to floor it, I don't want to get ticketed.

Oh, was there a Narcissist? Hello, I guess.

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

thirdsun

Intelligent? Yes!

and open-minded? Good luck!

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"Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness." James Thurber

Strange Famous

when I first joined this site I made a thread simpy entitled "I'm the best at all sex positions"

I think someone deleted it and threatened to ban me over it though

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"Lying in bed on a summer morning, with the window open, listening to the church bells, eating buttered toast with cunty fingers.” (on the meaning of Englishness)

"To say that God spoke to him in a dream is no more than to say that he dreamed that God spake to him" (Thomas Hobbes)

Narcissist

Dr. Phil voice: How does that make you feel?