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Bacon Symphony

I like how it seems like his friend actually believes that. Maybe your friend needs to have sex.

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CaliLivChick

No. Freakin. Way.

LOVE it! ROFLMFAO

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One of the classic geniuses of TFP.

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TodMaschine

Hey, someone should go to a plastic surgeon and then be the first to post pictures of their own horizontal vagina. Enough talk damnit, act on it!!!!!

LoganSnake

Here you go:

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dirtysanchez276

my girlfriends got a horizontal pussy but it's on her face...

Zooksport2

If you can't find it on the internet, it just ain't so....

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hopebazaco

thats just it

NurseNell

Okay...Here is some interesting facts for you...

There is such a thing as double vagina, as there is "the horizontal vagina syndrome."

Now the claims its some remote village with a race or even a tribe of horizontal vagina's did make me giggle some.

You can actually find this all over the net if you look, or know what you are looking for...

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/en...&dopt=Abstract

Also if you look up...

"Dorsocaudal dislocation of the vagina".

Its very unpleasant for the woman and its sorted by an operation...

Now you know also that women can have tilted wombs don't you? which if you have ever had intercourse with a woman and she finds it uncomfortable ontop, 9/10 shes not making it up, its cos her womb is tilted! not rare at all!

More info on abnormal vagina's you can go here and read all about it....

http://www.childrenshospital.org/cli...ublevel11.html

Generally its something women are born with...

Hope this helps.

Nell

Dilbert1234567

thanks for the info, we still need a picture.

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NurseNell

I doubt you will get a picture, its a medical condition.

If you are so intrigued go buy a medical book and then scan the pictures! surely between you all you can come up with an actual picture!

The_Jazz

If you're a nurse, shouldn't you have access to those medical books easier than we would?

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NurseNell

Well thats a cop out answer Jazz, and as you feel i am copping out thats upto you, but as a nurse i am not adding pictures so you can all have a laugh at the misfortunately ones.

The_Jazz

Nell, we've looked. Believe me, we've looked.

See post #128 for the answer.

I'm not copping out, just mentioning that we've had no luck, and you have in your hands source material.

Besides, this thread hit its peak in #18. That's why it's in the hall of fame.

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NurseNell

Well hun i am sorry but its not going to be me adding photographs, diagrams etc etc, i wouldn't be a good nurse if i did.

Horizontal if you think about it, is not going to be where the entrance is, its inside. not as if the entrance is going to be in the thigh, if anyone thought that then i feel sorry for ya all!

Halx

So good nurses aren't supposed to educate and inform, just tell stories?

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Cynthetiq

No but well you know I think that people are imagining that the cameltoe would not be north/south but more east/west.

Well, that said some of us are excellent googlers, and now that we know exactly what to be on the lookout for.... I mean this thread has endured for 4 years. We're a patient lot.

Now I don't think we would be laughing at misfortunates, since that's not what this place has ever been about.

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Mith

When I was a junior in high school I was working on a nice looking Filipina. Anyway, this dude in my English class asked me if she had a sideways pussy. I laughed for a good 20 minutes. Poor guy was embarrassed.

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marhadoe

Horizontal pussy = definitely. Happens every time a woman lies down!

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angelica

I wonder if he ever found that elusive Horizontal pussy?

dlish

its been what.. 5 years and we're still struggling to get even a single picture!

and here i was thinking that TFP can do anything

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Not only did I find a picture of horizontal pussy, but George Bush is eating it!
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Terrell

All I see is a red x (and yeah, I don't expect a woman to have a sideways vagina)

dlish

BINGO! we have a winner!

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blahblah454

That was not quite as erotic as I was hoping it to be....

Jozen-Bo

Maybe not on Earth...but its very likely to exist on some other planet in some other star system far, far away! I can't wait until we start building star gates to go and check it out!!! Heck...who knows how many different kinds there are???



And to be fair to the ladies, well I am at it, its very likely that there are men with many different shape as well...heck thats already the case here on Earth...

Please note...if I make a spelling error or two its because I am dyslexic...

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Raymen864

I FOUND IT!!!!!

Entensity.net - Post Images (nude)

RetroGunslinger

Huh.

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Entensity.net - Post Images

top link doesn't work anymore

Xerxys

I honestly think someone never found a picture because everyone is avoiding the "click to enlarge" or "click to view" links....................

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