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This is why this thread is here now. It predates the HoF by a few years, but what's in it deserves a spot among the TFP greats.

Not everyone has a classic hilarious thread, or one that displays staggering stupidity, but we've all said some really funny things and some really dumb things. Just about everyone here has said something worthy of the Hall of Fame, and that's where it will end up.

One final warning before we get to the thread: don't look at post #139 unless you want to see man ass.




Tonight, I've seen a few quotes from fellow TFP'ers that I feel deserve recognition. These are the sort things you'd put on a calendar of TFP quotes. I'll put down a few, you can all throw your nominations out there. Maybe we'll actually get a page-a-day calendar of our own







There's a few to start off

qtpye4u84

I could not find any awesome ones.

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The QTpie

Cynthetiq

ummm the idea is that you try to find them to include in this thread...

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Fenton-J-Cool

Um.. it might just be.. you know, a vibe I'm getting, but judging by QT's speech patterns and posts, I'm beginning to doubt her age..
Plus her story keeps changing from boyfriend to husband, and now ex. Again, I'm just sayin' is all...

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Averett

I'd like to second those thoughts

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Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

Xiomar

quote:
Originally posted by Phaenx
When I turn 85 I'm going to have my grandchildren hire a team of assassins to fight me to the death.

With swords.

quote:
Originally posted by Phaenx
I've just decided that I want the assassins to be ninjas as well.


My favorites... Heheee.

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BigGov

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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"

Speed_Gibson

remembered that story just from that one line, quite a amusing tale.

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Started talking to yourself I see.
Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation.

Black Adder

BigGov

Same here Gibson, it is honestly one of the few times I've actually laughed out loud while reading something on the internet.

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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"

World's King

When the hell did a say that?

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Stacks on deck. Patron on ice.
We can pop bottles all night
Baby you can have whatever you like
I said you can have whatever you like.

Hanxter

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rat

the clavus quote was immortalized in my signature for a solid amount of time. Honestly the funniest true story I've read on the 'net.

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KWSN

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Your arms are broken!

yournamehere

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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

CinnamonGirl

Boy, do I know that feeling

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"She realized that the only war worth fighting was the one that raged within; the rest were all diversions."

SVT01Cobra

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followed by:

gremlinx8

...getting punched in the junk by a three-year-old child.

Explaining to Junior that “we need to be gentle with Daddy” from a fetal position on the kitchen floor was not one of my better moments in parenting.

From clavus' vasectomy story.

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Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. -Lennon

KWSN

From the thread where The_Dude asked whether there was a such thing as horizontal pussy...


EDIT: and a couple from the great Giant Hamburger

(in reference to me):

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Your arms are broken!

Poloboy

TOK always has the best quotes. My favourite:

World's King

Yeah. I quoted myself.

I touch myself all the time. Just a natural progression.

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Stacks on deck. Patron on ice.
We can pop bottles all night
Baby you can have whatever you like
I said you can have whatever you like.

Bill O'Rights

Fuck me!!! I forgot all about phredgreen's response to The_Dude's "horizontal pussy" thread. Oh...my fucking god...I never laughed so damn hard in my freakin' life. And now, I get to experience it all over again...as if anew.

Seriously...I'm laughing so hard right now, I've got literal tears rolling down my cheeks, my side hurts, and the little 18 year old HPOA of an assistant of mine, is beginning to fear for my sanity.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

QuasiMojo

I think
EVERYTHING giant hamburger has ever said.

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AzAbOv ZoBeLoE

MSD

This may be the funniest thing ever said on the internet, or it may be teh sleep-deprivation talking

KWSN

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