FuglyStick

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I gotta go with Ginger, cuz she's, uh, ginger.

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levite

Please! Mary Ann, for sure!

Ginger is gonna be WAY too high maintenance; and Mary Ann is totally gonna be the one who's willing to do the freaky stuff.

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Willravel

I'm a Ginger man myself.

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FuglyStick

Mary Ann is strictly missionary. You might have to buy her a fur coat or something, but Ginger will let you stick it in her butt.

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Willravel

The kicker is that she'd still be classy doing it.

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Punk.of.Ages

Totally Ginger...

She's a redhead, she's classy, she's hotter.

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inBOIL

Mary Ann is way hotter. Besides, I always got the feeling that Ginger was a future Mrs. Howell.

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Fremen

Those Midwest farm girls know how to handle themselves around animals. Rawr!

Plus, once the loving's done, Mary Ann knows how to cook with very little ingredients.
Saves on the pocketbook.

Ginger'd have to order out. Very high maintenance.

Mary Ann ftw!

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ObieX

I would like to replace the word "or" with the word "and". I never understood why one must choose between the two.

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LordEden

I can't vote against a redhead. It's physically impossible for me to click the Mary Ann button. Ginger FTW.

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Lucifer

No way! Mary Ann would totally let you stick it in her butt, plus she'd probably be up for a threeway with Ginger at some point in time. It's always the innnocent ones!

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ratbastid

Mary Ann, no question. I always did prefer 'em fresh scrubbed and innocent (looking).

Baraka_Guru

Everything said about Mary Ann: it's a bit of a gamble, isn't it?

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ratbastid

Well, look, even if it doesn't pan out... Then you get to corrupt her. Which is about as much fun.

Baraka_Guru

I don't know. It's difficult to compete with a redhead who begs you to put it in her ass.

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levite

Are you guys kidding? Nothing's getting into Ginger's ass without Ginger getting diamonds and stuff first: the only one who's got a shot at her is Mr. Howell!

Mary Ann would totally let you stick it wherever you wanted, just for telling her she's special!

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Plan9

This thread: Wow.

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Cynthetiq

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Captain Hammer said it... it must be true.

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ratbastid

She does seem fairly eager to please. Certainly easier than Ginger--she'd be forever comparing your cock to Clark Gable's....

FuglyStick

The Mary Ann crowd is being swayed by the hot pants. You're all gambling that Mary Ann is gonna fuck you like a high dollar call girl, while Ginger is much more the type.

BTW: Fess up, who voted Skipper?

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fresnelly

It's always been Mary Ann for me but after reading this thread I realize that she would insist on marriage first wheras Ginger would chew me up and spit me out within a couple of days.

I could go for that!

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Leto

Mary Ann. She's totally butt-worthy.

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CinnamonGirl

Everyone that voted Ginger: don't EVER complain about high maintenance women again. Ever.



And, hey, nice girls can be lots of fun, y'know.

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Plan9

Define "nice" as something other than prude or faithful.

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CinnamonGirl

Ever heard the phrase, "lady in public, whore in the bedroom"?

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Plan9

My inner lesbian is offended by this thread.

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Psycho Dad

Maryann/Baily over Ginger/Jennifer any day. I suppose there are contemporary examples, but I don't watch TV much these days.

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guy44

I can't stand high maintenance. I'm not much for super-sweet country girls either, but I'd definitely choose one over a high maintenance girl. Mary Ann it is.

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warrrreagl

Why isn't there a Mrs. Howell choice? She's got all the cash, and she's gonna be dead soon anyway. Then, once you've got your hands on all that loot, you can go all Office Space and get both MaryAnn and Ginger at the same time.

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The_Jazz

I've said it once, and I'll say it again: something's just WRONG with you, sir. And I mean that in addition to your crappy football choices. warrrrreagl: proudly sporting a big red mullet since 1985.

I've got no interest in cornholing Maryann. Sorry, just not my thing. That said I can't believe "ready access to whipped cream" hasn't been tossed around yet.

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Lucifer

I've always thought that Mrs. Howell is a bit of a GILF anyways. You could shag her rotten while she's sipping on a martini.

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Leto

oh damn.. Baily Quarters????




Absolutely. I think you've nailed the perfect sandwich: Maryann & Baily, with a bit of Betty Rubble on the side.


/ sorry a bit of a threadjack by the way, the '90's and 2000's may have thongs, but the '70s were big into cameltoes....

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levite

Wuss. My inner lesbian came twice already....

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LordEden

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oliver9184

What show are they in?

Plan9

Hahaha... touche.

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Cynthetiq

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boink

I gotta go w/ Ginger. she's just more sexy. Mary Anns' had about 70% more cock already.

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