Sion

from real life or any media (books/film/tv)

here are three of my favs:


"Bugsy" Seigel (real life)

"Bullet Tooth" Tony (Snatch)

Paulie "Walnuts" (The Sopranos)



lets see how many we can come up with.

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Stare At The Sun

Frankie Four Fingers - Snatch

Pellaz

Pretty Boy Floyd and Charles 'Lucky' Luciano have long been two of my favorites.

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Johnny Tightlips - The Simpsons

Fat Tony - Johnny Tightlips, how's your Mother?
Johnny Tightlips - Eyyy, who says I have a Mother?

Lasereth

Tommy Vercetti - GTA Vice City

-Lasereth

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Stompy

Jimmy "The two times" Tony

I was joking with my girlfriend one night about the guy in Goodfellas who says, "I'm gonna get the papers get the papers."

I accidentally called him Jimmy "The two times" Tony, and we deemed that the best ganster name ever.

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Ace_O_Spades

Pearce "Great in Bed" Richards

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Sion

I dont see a nickname there Lasereth, just a first and last name.

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RedCometChar

My favorites are Frankie Coffee-Cake from A Bronx Tale, and Willie "Big Red-Ass Baboon on His Head" Denunzio from Mafia.

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Lasereth

Yeah, I just tried to squeeze in a cool gangster name that doesn't have a nickname. Oh well!

-Lasereth

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bltzkriegmcanon

David Della "Funny Man" Rocco

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Kostya

I love that movie...

but I must say that Jimmy Whispers is a cooler name...

'They called him Jimmy Whispers cause everything was a secret to him.'

I love it when one of them's doing the impressions and he does Jimmy Whispers, and the other two are like 'ohhhhhh that's Jimmy Whispers! do someone hard like Coffee-cake!'

flamingdog

Mumbles and Pruneface.



Like Frankie "Five-Angels" Pentangeli too.

Tophat665

From the Illuminatus! Trilogy, Banana-Nose Maldonado.

There are a couple that have come up as jokes that don't strictly speaking fit the description here. Nevertheless:

Vinnie the Pooh - "Lemme Tell yas, you ain't nevah had it until you had you nose stuck in a honey pot. Badda Bing! So Chris the Kid Robin and me, we had to ice Piglet. Little bastard squealed."

Joey Cube Dick - I had a co worker who told me about this guy she dated who's unit had corner's. My buddy Joey and I just started going off on it. "It's like a two by four. Damn thing's perfectly square. You wanna look? What, youse too good to look at it?"

Left-Eye Lewie and Tommy Twofingers - Just random names that got attached to co workers. Louis is metrosexual, and he was a bit taken aback. "Why left-eye?" he said. "Well, you do have a left eye, don't you?" Sez Joey.

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Joey "Bananas" Bonanno
Alphonse "Scarface" Capone

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frankx

Vincent "The Chin" Gigante - Real life mobster, otherwise known as the Pajama King

Anthony "Gaspipe" Casso - Another real life guy.

"Big Pussy" Bompensiero from The Sopranos

and I can't believe no one has mentioned....

John "The Teflon Don" Gotti

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Tony "Scarface" Montana
"The Godfather"

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pan6467

Sammy "Da Bull" Gravano

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Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. You're just left with yourself all the time, whatever you do anyway. You've got to get down to your own God in your own temple. It's all down to you, mate.
I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong.
JOHN LENNON (1940-1980)

matteo101

"Big Pussy" Bonpensiero

Ace_O_Spades

Yeah, there really isnt a cooler nickname to be called than

"The Godfather"

I wanna watch that movie now

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Jesus Pimp

My favorite - The Jizza

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MexicanOnABike

funny man.
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!

So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.

Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" And the nigger says "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."

completely pointless but i found this fucking funny.

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crow_daw

Well, I don't really have one myself but I do have a personal story to share. I live in a small hick town that is completely devoid of gangsters. But there is this guy who pretty much owns our town, everyone knows him, he's super fat, etc. This guy looks just like a freakin mob boss. His name is just Bobby, but behind his back everyone calls him Bobby Bruiser, Bobby Bones, and Greasy. If you could see this guy, you'd see the humor in it, but since you can't see this guy, I am so so sorry for wasting a minute of your life.

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Clamps- futurama

MR. SHUSH- things to do in denver when your dead

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bltzkriegmcanon

Best jokes out of the entire movie.

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Ace_O_Spades

HAHA, fuck man... clamps rules!

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