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Old 02-01-2008, 10:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Burger King Ketchup & Fries chips...

http://www.usatoday.com/money/indust...er-chips_N.htm

So I was walking along at my local grocery store, minding my own business, when a logo catches my eye as being out of place.

"Burger King?", I wonder aloud.

Yes, Burger King has released potato crisps that taste EXACTLY like french fries with ketchup. And they're addictive.

I'm a health-conscious guy, but I'm having trouble getting these things off my mind. I'm now using them like other, normal people use croutons; in my salad. Still, this stuff is dangerously addictive, and I feel a moral obligation to warn everyone.

BEWARE!
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Old 02-02-2008, 03:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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They sound amazing. I like the ketchup-packet styling too...
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Old 02-02-2008, 05:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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umm.. does the ketchup come seperate?
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Old 02-02-2008, 05:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Do you particularly like BK ketchup?
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Old 02-02-2008, 10:49 AM   #5 (permalink)
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umm.. does the ketchup come seperate?
Nope, it's built right in.
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Old 02-02-2008, 12:30 PM   #6 (permalink)
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OMG...these look AMAZING.

I love ketchup flavored potato chips, but they're really hard to find. Probably a good thing, as I'd eat too many.
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Old 02-02-2008, 01:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh, Sweet.

this new habbit im about to form will probably outweigh most junkies meth addictions.
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Old 02-02-2008, 02:06 PM   #8 (permalink)
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What?!



There's a flame-broiled burger flavour too?!
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Old 02-02-2008, 06:57 PM   #9 (permalink)
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What?!

There's a flame-broiled burger flavour too?!
omg!

I can see myself now. 3 months down the road, obese and hanging on to life all because of these chips from hell.
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:14 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I BEG YOU! Heed my warnings, fellow Tilts! These are delicious snack foods of DOOM!!

I have met the enemy, and it is me, or rather my appetite!
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm glad that I don't have a weakness for snack foods.
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm glad that I don't have a weakness for snack foods.
You've been eating tuna every day for like 2 years and this wouldn't tempt you? Jesus man. You're like a machine.

FEED ME A STRAY CHIP
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:26 PM   #13 (permalink)
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You've been eating tuna every day for like 2 years and this wouldn't tempt you? Jesus man. You're like a machine.
Meh. I'm only part machine. It's my ticket to heaven, bro.

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Crompsin, Crompsin... Huh. Wow. So, you didn't eat any potato chips in the last 50 years? Dayum. Alright, in ya go.
Staying away from crap food also keeps the muscles above the crungle visible.
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Old 02-03-2008, 01:47 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Staying away from crap food also keeps the muscles above the crungle visible.
New word for me. What does it mean?
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Old 02-03-2008, 07:59 AM   #15 (permalink)
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New word for me. What does it mean?
The muscles that he's referring to his abdominal muscles. You can extrapolate from there.

On topic - I must find and try these chips.
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Old 02-03-2008, 09:05 AM   #16 (permalink)
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But... Burger King fries suck!
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Old 02-03-2008, 09:09 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I'd have to take a pass on this, not liking ketchup, but this packet from Scotland remains the epitome of potato chip flavour for me:
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Old 02-03-2008, 10:34 AM   #18 (permalink)
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The lamb and mint is nice - but my favourite has to be salt and vinegar... divine. Other interesting flavours we get here include beef and mustard, Thai sweet chili and Marmite!
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Old 02-03-2008, 05:57 PM   #19 (permalink)
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These would be one of my favourite flavours
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Old 02-03-2008, 06:15 PM   #20 (permalink)
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lol whatever the fook next.I bet theyd make me hovel.lolbut i understand the appeal.
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Old 02-03-2008, 09:42 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I'll be on the lookout for these. So far no chip has been able to sway me away from TGI Friday's Baked Potato Skins. If this does it, then I will truly be amazed at its potency. Until then, it's just another wannabe in my eyes.
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Old 02-03-2008, 10:00 PM   #22 (permalink)
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WHOA! You try the new flavor, Will?

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Old 02-03-2008, 10:04 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Oh for fuck's sake.
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Old 02-04-2008, 08:04 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 02-04-2008, 08:24 AM   #25 (permalink)
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But... Burger King fries suck!
thats my thought....do these things actually taste like BK fries? They have to be the worst fries IMO of any fast food place around
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Old 02-04-2008, 11:43 AM   #26 (permalink)
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You guys are such professional consumers ... where are the culture jammers when you need 'em?
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Old 02-05-2008, 05:43 AM   #27 (permalink)
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You guys are such professional consumers ... where are the culture jammers when you need 'em?
I just jammed it with a mouthful of pubes... what more do you want?
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... what more do you want?
Sigh. I guess one will have to do.
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