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Old 05-31-2008, 05:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Moist, Delicious Cake!!!

Just because I haven't seen this particular recipe posted here yet...


INGREDIENTS:

one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flower [sic]
don't forget garnishes such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped Ethel benzine
pull n' peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment
candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resin
fiberglass surface resins
volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yokes
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"
2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2/3 granulated rhubarb
1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
1 Large rhubarb
1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioner
slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps
and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemical's that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.



INSTRUCTIONS:

Bake at 4500 kelvin for 6 hours.
serve very hot and enjoy!
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Old 06-01-2008, 08:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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when you make it can you fax a slice to me?
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Old 06-15-2008, 12:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'll see what I can do.
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