Giant Hamburger

Hail Eaters of Swine!

A neighbor down the street barbecued an entire pig this weekend


in a precision cooking device like this


for 15 hours it turned slowly, sensuously, deliciously


its ass glistening in the holiday sun


until the 135 pound carcass was ready to flavoriously burst open


and then the graspy human hands began to pull and rend


until their need to tear at the warm flesh was fully satiated.


I ate 4 sandwiches.

World's King

I just got hard. Thank you.

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Baraka_Guru

When are you making the stew?

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Giant Hamburger

I want to embrace that beautiful succulent creature and hug it and bite it and feel its warm juices soak into my clothes as I continuously gulp huge maw-sized gobbets of steaming flesh until my wife demands that I remove it from our bed.

Sadly, there were no left-overs.

snowy

I will be attending a birthday party in a few weeks wherein a whole pig will be roasted. I am looking forward to it, especially after surveying these fine photographs. Thank you, Giant Hamburger.

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Charlatan

Instead of ice cream trucks, trailers of roasting pigs should troll the neighbour hoods calling the kids with a combination of the smell of roasting meat and happy music.

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spindles

mmmmmmmmm, pork......

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Plan9

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genuinegirly

That is a lot of pig.
How many people / aliens does it take to consume that quantity of flesh?

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alicat

I hope you meant the pig and not WK's love muscle. We would miss his presence here. Your power may grow however...

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Charlatan

Now squeal like a pig!

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“Under a separation of state and economics, especially with laissez-faire capitalism [Free Trade], the state no longer has a role to play in protecting the people and assuring their happiness. Laissez-faire means capitalism is outside the regulatory control of the state and that the people are entirely at the mercy of the capitalists.”
– Thomas Jefferson