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The_Jazz · 12-23-2009, 04:45 AM

I have erected the aluminum pole (huh huh, I said "erected the pole") and am currently performing feats of strength by cracking walnuts with my powerful ass muscles. I will take on all comers who wish to overthrow my seizure of power as the head of this household. Pin me if you can, but I don't fight fair and I'm a wily bastard.

The airing of greivances shall commence below.

This thread's a goddman Festivus miracle.

uncle phil · 12-23-2009, 04:52 AM

It's MY money and I want it NOW!!!

dlish · 12-23-2009, 05:15 AM

im not eating my veggies...dad!

BadNick · 12-23-2009, 05:24 AM

It's also my mom's birthday today...she's 86! Otherwise, I don't fight pole dancing men in tutu's

The Jazz...Illustrious Leader of our Household?

LordEden · 12-23-2009, 05:25 AM

Dad's being boooooooring again, I'm going to my room! DON'T COME IN HERE! I'm RAIDING.

The_Jazz · 12-23-2009, 05:28 AM

Nick, for posting that picture of me, I shall clinch your nose in my Butt Cheeks of Doom!

Apparently "RAIDING" is the new slang for "masturbating". And here I was thinking that all the kids were ending things in "-izzle" these days.

wooÐs · 12-23-2009, 05:30 AM

Stoopid Ben & Jerry's...

...discontinuing a sublime combination of brown sugar, cinnamon, ginger, and caramel :/.

BadNick · 12-23-2009, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Jazz

Nick, for posting that picture of me, I shall clinch your nose in my Butt Cheeks of Doom!...

hey, there's a giant piece of lint in here that smells like cheese...fo' shizzle!

Xerxys · 12-23-2009, 07:48 AM

OMGWTF?

12-23-2009, 04:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
The_Jazz Not bulletproof Administrator Location: Chicago	Happy Festivus! (NSFW) I have erected the aluminum pole (huh huh, I said "erected the pole") and am currently performing feats of strength by cracking walnuts with my powerful ass muscles. I will take on all comers who wish to overthrow my seizure of power as the head of this household. Pin me if you can, but I don't fight fair and I'm a wily bastard. The airing of greivances shall commence below. This thread's a goddman Festivus miracle. __________________ The proud dad of Max since 2/15/06 and Andrew since 1/9/08! "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

12-23-2009, 04:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	It's MY money and I want it NOW!!! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-23-2009, 05:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	im not eating my veggies...dad! __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere "Romance is never having to apologize for getting it in her hair" - World's King You bloody fucking hypocrite - Settie

12-23-2009, 05:28 AM	#6 (permalink)
The_Jazz Not bulletproof Administrator Location: Chicago	Nick, for posting that picture of me, I shall clinch your nose in my Butt Cheeks of Doom! Apparently "RAIDING" is the new slang for "masturbating". And here I was thinking that all the kids were ending things in "-izzle" these days. __________________ The proud dad of Max since 2/15/06 and Andrew since 1/9/08! "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

12-23-2009, 07:48 AM	#9 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	OMGWTF? __________________ Proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance.

12-23-2009, 05:24 AM	#4 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	It's also my mom's birthday today...she's 86! Otherwise, I don't fight pole dancing men in tutu's The Jazz...Illustrious Leader of our Household?

12-23-2009, 05:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
wooÐs Sitting in a tree Location: Atlanta	Stoopid Ben & Jerry's... ...discontinuing a sublime combination of brown sugar, cinnamon, ginger, and caramel :/.