REDNECK PICK-UP LINES ... slight groan warning - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

nrclark · 01-18-2007, 04:28 AM

1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in 'em.
6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man: "Fat Penguin!"
Woman: "WHAT?"
Man: "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

sillygirl · 01-18-2007, 09:45 AM

I like #8 the best.

Sharon · 01-18-2007, 12:03 PM

Oh dear... :P

I think 10 is the funniest.

Delvid · 01-18-2007, 01:49 PM

12 got a chuckle.

AbigailAlfano · 01-18-2007, 01:51 PM

giggle giggle giggle

ngdawg · 01-18-2007, 01:52 PM

7 and 13...I think I've heard most of the others....from past boyfriends....

KellyC · 01-18-2007, 04:24 PM

Another version of # 8 goes like this:

A: Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs?
B: I don't know, how much?

A: Enough to break the ice--hi, my name is ________

I thought that was a pretty clever opening line.

Sharon · 01-18-2007, 04:28 PM

Has someone actually used that on you?!

KellyC · 01-18-2007, 04:46 PM

No...I also got it fron the internet. But it would be cool if it's used on me--but I'm a guy so the chance of that happening is nill.

Sharon · 01-18-2007, 04:57 PM

Ok, that explains that one then... I'd have been pretty surprised if you were a girl and thought that was clever!

CSflim · 01-19-2007, 06:43 AM

Quote:

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

OH god. That's awful!

01-18-2007, 04:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	REDNECK PICK-UP LINES ... slight groan warning 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in 'em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man: "Fat Penguin!" Woman: "WHAT?" Man: "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

01-18-2007, 09:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
sillygirl go to hell Location: Phx, Az	I like #8 the best. __________________ Once upon a time, I had a life.

01-18-2007, 01:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch Blog Entries: 84	7 and 13...I think I've heard most of the others....from past boyfriends.... __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

01-18-2007, 04:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Another version of # 8 goes like this: A: Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? B: I don't know, how much? A: Enough to break the ice--hi, my name is ________ I thought that was a pretty clever opening line. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

01-18-2007, 04:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	No...I also got it fron the internet. But it would be cool if it's used on me--but I'm a guy so the chance of that happening is nill. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

01-18-2007, 12:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Oh dear... :P I think 10 is the funniest.

01-18-2007, 01:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	12 got a chuckle.

01-18-2007, 01:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
AbigailAlfano Tilted	giggle giggle giggle

01-18-2007, 04:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Has someone actually used that on you?!

01-18-2007, 04:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Ok, that explains that one then... I'd have been pretty surprised if you were a girl and thought that was clever!