Shadow_fire

Hear about the hippie vampire?

He's ghoul man. Real ghoul.

So a pirate went to get his ears pierced.

It cost a buccaneer

Hear about that new pirate movie?

Its rated arrrrrrr.

So three vampires walk into a bar, first one orders an AB, second one orders an O negative, and the third one says he just wants a plasma.
Bartender goes, "Alright so 2 bloods and a blood lite."

And sadly that is all I have for now.

Crack

You sicken and amuse me. I approve.

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Shadow_fire

Excellent. When I remember some more I shall post them as well.

SirLance

Good groaners!

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bendsley

bahaha...quite funny. I will have to remember a couple of those.

good job!

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Shadow_fire

Thanks muchly everyone

loganmule

these got guilty chuckles out of my wife and me