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08-05-2008, 09:49 PM
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Upright
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Who's got the best agents?
The FBI, DEA and CIA all argue that they are the best law enforcement agency in the world, so to find out once and for all which of them really is they devise a competition.
They release a rabbit into a forest, and whichever agency finds it first will be declared the best. The FBI goes first. After two weeks of interviewing plants and animals, the FBI concludes that no rabbit has ever existed. The DEA goes next. After burning down half the forest and defoliating the rest, they also find no rabbit. The CIA goes last, and after a few moments, agents drag out a badly beaten bear, screaming "Ok, Ok! Yes, I'm a rabbit!" |
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08-05-2008, 10:09 PM
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watching the world spin forward
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: T.O. Bound
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hahahaha that was great.
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08-06-2008, 07:32 PM
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Tilted
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Charlotte, NC
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I think that is the funniest joke I have heard all week.
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08-11-2008, 06:37 PM
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<3 TFP
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Michigan USA
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friggin' hilarious!
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08-28-2008, 12:54 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Southern England
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Love it. I heard a similar British version, with the Transport Police, the Sussex Police, and SO19 (the Metropoitan Police's special operations unit).
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Excellent.
