Palamidian

A guy is fucking his girlfriend and asks her if she can cum in her ear. She replies, "Hell no, asshole, I'll go deaf!"

He looks at her with a straight face and says, "No you wont. I always cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up!"



The funeral is on tuesday.

LoganSnake

Grrr.....double punch line.....

Good otherwise.

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“Some people went around interviewing dying patients and not one person said they regretted not making more money or working harder. They all seemed to say their regrets were not spending more time with the people they love, and not traveling more and not relating more…to the world”

lotsofmagnets

the couple seem to be quite good at communication

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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

ratbastid

Only because her momma never taught her not to talk with her mouth full.