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Sticky · 09-09-2008, 04:04 PM

At the Russian Military Academy, a General gave a lecture on 'Potential Problems and Military Strategy'.

At the end of the lecture he asked if there are any questions.

An officer stood up and asked: ''Will there be a third world war and will Russia take part in it?''

The general answered both questions in the affirmative.
The officer asked: ''Who will be the enemy?''

The General: ''All indications point to Red China.''

The audience is shocked, the officer asks: ''General, we are only 150 million russians, there are 1.5 billion Chinese. We cannot win a war like that at all!''

The General: ''Just think about this. In modern warfare, it's not the quantity that matters but the quality. For example - in the middle east there have been a few wars recently, where 5 million Jews fought against 50 million Arabs. Israel has always prevailed. Israel is always victorious!''

After a small pause the officer asked, "Do we have enough Jews?"

punkmusicfan21 · 09-10-2008, 02:59 PM

I don't get it.

Amaras · 09-28-2008, 07:06 PM

Sticky, I liked it!

09-09-2008, 04:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sticky Join Date: Apr 2003	War and Military Strategy At the Russian Military Academy, a General gave a lecture on 'Potential Problems and Military Strategy'. At the end of the lecture he asked if there are any questions. An officer stood up and asked: ''Will there be a third world war and will Russia take part in it?'' The general answered both questions in the affirmative. The officer asked: ''Who will be the enemy?'' The General: ''All indications point to Red China.'' The audience is shocked, the officer asks: ''General, we are only 150 million russians, there are 1.5 billion Chinese. We cannot win a war like that at all!'' The General: ''Just think about this. In modern warfare, it's not the quantity that matters but the quality. For example - in the middle east there have been a few wars recently, where 5 million Jews fought against 50 million Arabs. Israel has always prevailed. Israel is always victorious!'' After a small pause the officer asked, "Do we have enough Jews?" __________________ Sticky The Stickman

09-10-2008, 02:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
punkmusicfan21 watching the world spin forward Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: T.O. Bound	I don't get it. __________________ "So many years my heart has waited, and who'd of thought that love could be so caffeinated" - Taylor The Latte Boy (as sung to me by every person who ever order coffee from me)

09-28-2008, 07:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Amaras Addict Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	Sticky, I liked it! __________________ I used to be Grolsch, but I changed...... Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom