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Old 09-11-2008, 02:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Women

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.



If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.



If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.



If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.



She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'



So - if you give her
crap,



you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle
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