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uncle phil · 09-12-2008, 04:50 AM

My internist referred me to a new urologist. A female. Blonde, beautiful lady with an amazing figure! This was my first encounter with a female medical professional in this sensitive and very private capacity.

Anyway, she told me that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her, "Why?"

She replied "So I can complete the exam..."

LoganSnake · 09-12-2008, 07:48 AM

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Urologist's advice

uncle phil · 09-12-2008, 11:14 AM

i plead the 29th...

09-12-2008, 04:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: pasco county	Blonde 29 My internist referred me to a new urologist. A female. Blonde, beautiful lady with an amazing figure! This was my first encounter with a female medical professional in this sensitive and very private capacity. Anyway, she told me that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her, "Why?" She replied "So I can complete the exam..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-12-2008, 07:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cake Town	First page: Urologist's advice __________________ “Some people went around interviewing dying patients and not one person said they regretted not making more money or working harder. They all seemed to say their regrets were not spending more time with the people they love, and not traveling more and not relating more…to the world”

09-12-2008, 11:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: pasco county	i plead the 29th... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.