uncle phil

A blonde cheerleader confessed to her priest that she often had sex with her boyfriend in the front seat of his car.

"Now, my daughter," consoled the priest, "I'm sure if you think about it, you'll know you've been doing something wrong."

"Yeah, I guess you're right," replied the cheerleader. "Maybe it would be more comfortable in the back seat."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.