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LoganSnake · 09-30-2008, 10:19 AM

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on any thing. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

reverendjay · 09-30-2008, 06:14 PM

My father told me to look out for many of the same things in women.

A woman that doesn't drink is no fun, but you don't want one that will drink your last beer.
A woman that hates sports is no fun, but you don't want one that will root against your favorite football team.
A woman that doesn't want to have sex is just bad, but you don't want the horny one that winds up in bed with your friend(s).

Love, much like juggling chainsaws on a tightrope, requires balance. (and could result in bodily harm unto death if done wrong)

Ilow · 10-01-2008, 06:20 AM

that is sadly kind of funny and true. the grass often seems greener on the other side of the fence.

Godzilla · 10-01-2008, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ilow

that is sadly kind of funny and true. the grass often seems greener on the other side of the fence.

Wait a minute... Are you telling me there's another side to this !@#$%^&* fence!?

troit · 10-01-2008, 06:36 PM

A perfect illustration of the saying "Youth is wasted on the Young".

Jozrael · 10-01-2008, 06:58 PM

Btw I famed your last sentence, reverend.

SSJTWIZTA · 10-01-2008, 08:02 PM

got a chuckle out of me.

doesn't it suck being a bastard of young?

09-30-2008, 10:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cake Town	The Journey of a Man When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on any thing. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits. __________________ “Some people went around interviewing dying patients and not one person said they regretted not making more money or working harder. They all seemed to say their regrets were not spending more time with the people they love, and not traveling more and not relating more…to the world”

09-30-2008, 06:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
reverendjay Insane Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Baltimore	My father told me to look out for many of the same things in women. A woman that doesn't drink is no fun, but you don't want one that will drink your last beer. A woman that hates sports is no fun, but you don't want one that will root against your favorite football team. A woman that doesn't want to have sex is just bad, but you don't want the horny one that winds up in bed with your friend(s). Love, much like juggling chainsaws on a tightrope, requires balance. (and could result in bodily harm unto death if done wrong) __________________ Tequila shots make my pants angry. And when they get angry enough, they leave.

10-01-2008, 06:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Join Date: May 2003 Location: Pats country	that is sadly kind of funny and true. the grass often seems greener on the other side of the fence. __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

10-01-2008, 06:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: NYC	A perfect illustration of the saying "Youth is wasted on the Young". __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

10-01-2008, 08:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Passed out on the Lawn Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Georgia	got a chuckle out of me. doesn't it suck being a bastard of young? __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

10-01-2008, 06:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Jozrael Addict Join Date: Sep 2006	Btw I famed your last sentence, reverend.