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Tully Mars · 10-03-2008, 10:20 AM

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

genuinegirly · 10-03-2008, 11:05 AM

Oh man! hehe

gamefreak1398 · 10-03-2008, 04:17 PM

hahah well if she'd looked in the freezer, they'd both be dead anyway

the second woman would kill the first, and then become so exhausted from it that she'd die anyway lol

ASU2003 · 10-03-2008, 05:31 PM

That's funny.

uncle phil · 10-04-2008, 05:50 AM

'tis funny...

abaya · 10-04-2008, 05:54 AM

dlish · 10-04-2008, 05:55 AM

if she found her in the freezer, the husband would have been dead too

blahblah454 · 10-04-2008, 11:37 AM

Haha thats a good one! And good point dlish.

Brewmaniac · 10-04-2008, 01:17 PM

Very clever joke! Thanks

Dragonknight · 10-04-2008, 05:11 PM

LOL loved that one, yes I agree could have been three dead.

10-03-2008, 10:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tully Mars Will fly for it Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Yucatan	Two Ladies Talking in Heaven Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. __________________ Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club People are always bitching about getting what they deserve... I think if they did they'd be greatly disappointed. Me

10-03-2008, 11:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
genuinegirly Force-Strong Moderator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: 805	Oh man! hehe __________________ "violence is no more or less real than non-violence. " roachboy

10-04-2008, 05:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: pasco county	'tis funny... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-04-2008, 05:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
abaya Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Iceland	HA! __________________ And think not you can direct the course of Love; for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course. --Khalil Gibran

10-04-2008, 05:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Australia/UAE	if she found her in the freezer, the husband would have been dead too __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere "Romance is never having to apologize for getting it in her hair" - World's King

10-03-2008, 04:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
gamefreak1398 Upright Join Date: Jul 2004	hahah well if she'd looked in the freezer, they'd both be dead anyway the second woman would kill the first, and then become so exhausted from it that she'd die anyway lol

10-03-2008, 05:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
ASU2003 Junkie Join Date: Jan 2006	That's funny.

10-04-2008, 11:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On the road...	Haha thats a good one! And good point dlish.

10-04-2008, 01:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew! Join Date: Apr 2003	Very clever joke! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son" ______________ " Personal Tolerance, Empathy & Love toward fellow human beings, is the first step in healing this fractured world!" - Me

10-04-2008, 05:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
Dragonknight Insane Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hawaii	LOL loved that one, yes I agree could have been three dead. __________________ Freedom is NOT Free.