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Tully Mars · 10-11-2008, 01:07 PM

I think this one was a video floating 'round the tubes on the interents...

A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says,

"Sweetie, can you give me a blowjob?"
"What? Are you crazy!?"
He says "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
"No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor, anyone..."
"At this time of the night? No one will show up honey..."
She insistently says "I've already said NO. Someone will see us."
At this point he pleas one last time, "My love... Please don't be like that..."

At that moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says,
"Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the damn intercom button!"

uncle phil · 10-13-2008, 04:42 AM

i remember that...funny as hell...

Deltona Couple · 10-14-2008, 09:32 AM

It was one of the old "mastercard" commercials. rememer the one that ends "....priceless, for everything else, there's Mastercard"

YouTube - Mastercard banned tv commercial

Tully Mars · 10-14-2008, 09:56 AM

Thanks for finding that. Knew it was out there somewhere.

Priceless indeed.

RetroGunslinger · 10-14-2008, 10:19 AM

It's right, that is priceless. Very touching and complex commercial right there.

GeneralMao · 10-14-2008, 11:37 AM

That's a classic. I love that video lol.

10-11-2008, 01:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tully Mars Will fly for it Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Yucatan	Old BJ joke I think this one was a video floating 'round the tubes on the interents... A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, can you give me a blowjob?" "What? Are you crazy!?" He says "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem." "No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor, anyone..." "At this time of the night? No one will show up honey..." She insistently says "I've already said NO. Someone will see us." At this point he pleas one last time, "My love... Please don't be like that..." At that moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the damn intercom button!" __________________ Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club People are always bitching about getting what they deserve... I think if they did they'd be greatly disappointed. Me

10-13-2008, 04:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: pasco county	i remember that...funny as hell... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-14-2008, 09:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
Tully Mars Will fly for it Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Yucatan	Thanks for finding that. Knew it was out there somewhere. Priceless indeed. __________________ Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club People are always bitching about getting what they deserve... I think if they did they'd be greatly disappointed. Me

10-14-2008, 10:19 AM	#5 (permalink)
RetroGunslinger Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: An Area of Space Occupied by a Population, SC, USA	It's right, that is priceless. Very touching and complex commercial right there. __________________ To summarize: It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay. The best porn is gun porn. It's only rape if the bitch lives. Suffer For Your Art

10-14-2008, 11:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
GeneralMao Tilted Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: West Coast, USA	That's a classic. I love that video lol. __________________ A man who fights for nothing, loses everything.