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Brewmaniac · 10-12-2008, 10:32 AM

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be

worth $49.00.

With , GM you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With Leamen, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have

$49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all

the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you

would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily

and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

Cervantes · 10-12-2008, 01:53 PM

Hear hear, best economic advice I've seen all day.

Bear Cub · 10-12-2008, 02:08 PM

Funny, though I don't know where they get $214. $.05 deposit on those cans, $50 ROI.

10-12-2008, 10:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew! Join Date: Apr 2003	In these rough economic times, A little comedy helps!! If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With , GM you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With Leamen, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son" ______________ " Personal Tolerance, Empathy & Love toward fellow human beings, is the first step in healing this fractured world!" - Me

10-12-2008, 01:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cervantes Psycho Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Above you	Hear hear, best economic advice I've seen all day. __________________ "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.." "Religions take everything that your DNA naturally wants to do to survive and pro-create and makes it wrong."

10-12-2008, 02:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bear Cub Bear Bottomed Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Houston	Funny, though I don't know where they get $214. $.05 deposit on those cans, $50 ROI. __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.