uncle phil

A Blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners. The Asian lady behind the counter thanks her, and says "Come Again."

The Blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time you nosy bitch!"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Iliftrocks

That's friggin brilliant

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bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

Leto

hahahaha. (not sure what the Asian-ness of the lady has to do with it though) Otherwise, brilliant!

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You said you didn't give a fuck about hockey
And I never saw someone say that before
You held my hand and we walked home the long way
You were loosening my grip on Bobby Orr

http://dune.wikia.com/wiki/Leto_Atreides_I