uncle phil

Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her
tummy and say "congratulations," but none of them rub your Willie and say "well done?"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Xerxys

Just like when people ask me for the time they point at their wrists, I never point at my crotch when asking for the jon!

Baraka_Guru

It's not like they wipe her cooter and say, "Nice catch!"

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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—"Burnt Norton," Four Quartets, T. S. Eliot

Bijoufem

That one was great lol