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Crooky · 04-25-2003, 11:56 AM

A highschool teacher asked her class, "Who said 'Give me liberty or give me death!' ?"

Little Lenny, who was a new Japanese immigrant to the US, said, "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good," replied the teacher. "Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'?"

Again, no response from the class except from Lenny: "Abraham Lincoln in the Gettysburg Address, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Lenny, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

The teacher heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs."

"Who said that?" demanded the teacher.

Lenny put his hand up, "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

Again, Lenny says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Lenny jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Lenny frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!"

Lenny solemnly said, "Arthur Andersen to Enron, 2002."

spiderman · 04-25-2003, 12:26 PM

Awesome! Hilarious! LOL

GreenCloud · 04-25-2003, 08:47 PM

dude, that was great

warrrreagl · 04-25-2003, 10:05 PM

Great!

forgotten_dream · 04-25-2003, 10:16 PM

*ROFL* That's some good stuff.

wmuhist · 04-26-2003, 05:41 AM

Lol!!

cchris · 04-26-2003, 06:53 AM

Fuckin hilarious allright

04-25-2003, 11:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
Crooky Rookie Location: Canada	Young History Expert A highschool teacher asked her class, "Who said 'Give me liberty or give me death!' ?" Little Lenny, who was a new Japanese immigrant to the US, said, "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good," replied the teacher. "Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'?" Again, no response from the class except from Lenny: "Abraham Lincoln in the Gettysburg Address, 1863." The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Lenny, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." The teacher heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs." "Who said that?" demanded the teacher. Lenny put his hand up, "Lee Iacocca, 1982." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." Again, Lenny says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Lenny jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Lenny frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!" Lenny solemnly said, "Arthur Andersen to Enron, 2002."

04-25-2003, 12:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
spiderman Disconsolate - but surviving... Location: Up your nose with a rubber hose	Awesome! Hilarious! LOL __________________ Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

04-25-2003, 08:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
GreenCloud Insane Location: Boone, NC	dude, that was great __________________ "Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle

04-25-2003, 10:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: Land of cotton. Blog Entries: 25	Great! __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-25-2003, 10:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	ROFL That's some good stuff. __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

04-26-2003, 06:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Fuckin hilarious allright __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery