Seething

A redneck goes to a lawyer and says "I want a deevorce!"
Lawyer asks, "Do you have a case?"
Redneck replies, "No sir, I have a John Deere."
"No no, do you have a grudge?"
"Yes sir, I park ma John Deere in it, every night."
"You're still not understanding me. Do you have a suit?"
"Yes sir, I wear it ta church every Sunday."
Getting a bit angrier, the lawyer sternly asks, "Does your wife beat you up or anything?"
"No sir, we both get up about 5am every mornin'."
Just about ready to yell at the redneck, he says, "Is your wife a complainer or a nagger?!?"
To which the redneck replies, "No sir, she's a little white woman, but the last baby she had was, and that's why I want a deevorce!"

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SirLance

My barber tells that one, accents and all. It's funny as hell and I can never remember it! Thanks for posting! Now maybe I'll be able to tell it!

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