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Racer · 06-13-2005, 05:04 AM

From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA DAILY NEWS comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaring public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

guthmund · 06-14-2005, 07:32 AM

Nice.

I'm definitely going to use that.

zizdog69 · 06-14-2005, 04:24 PM

Thats awesome! I can see that happening in some places!

06-13-2005, 05:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	Only in the Redneck Riviera! From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA DAILY NEWS comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaring public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

06-14-2005, 07:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	Nice. I'm definitely going to use that. __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

06-14-2005, 04:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
zizdog69 Crazy Location: Arizona	Thats awesome! I can see that happening in some places! __________________ "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life." -Peter Gibbons, Office Space