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SirLance · 01-09-2006, 09:15 PM

Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are just fine."

"After all this time," she says, "do they have names?"

"Yes ma'am," the doctor says. "Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what did he name them?"

"The girl is Denise," says the doctor.

The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise."

Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew."

Fly · 01-10-2006, 06:41 AM

ahahhahahahah

good one

Brewmaniac · 01-10-2006, 11:10 AM

Another good laugh! Thanks, Sir.

Zeraph · 01-10-2006, 03:37 PM

A good one, I was expecting another redneck sister joke...

Fly · 01-10-2006, 07:52 PM

'nother good chuckle.........thanks man

Darklight Adept · 01-11-2006, 12:46 AM

I'm easy to please tonight, that's great =D

edwhit · 01-11-2006, 12:46 PM

Simply funny.

Thanks for sharing

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 01-19-2006, 09:59 PM

Nothing like redneck humor!

Glad

Toaster126 · 01-20-2006, 06:36 AM

Ahhhhhh!

blahblah454 · 01-21-2006, 05:08 PM

That was a good one

troit · 01-23-2006, 09:20 AM

It is always great to read a good joke on Monday - it helps to start the week off right!

01-09-2006, 09:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Addict Location: In the middle of the desert.	The Redneck's Sister Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are just fine." "After all this time," she says, "do they have names?" "Yes ma'am," the doctor says. "Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what did he name them?" "The girl is Denise," says the doctor. The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?" "Denephew." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-10-2006, 06:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ahahhahahahah good one __________________ BASTARD Bluefly More dogs than bones Me,myself and Fly

01-10-2006, 11:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Another good laugh! Thanks, Sir. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

01-10-2006, 03:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Zeraph Eye See You Location: The Cosmos	A good one, I was expecting another redneck sister joke... __________________ "What silence can there be, what lack of sound compare to a snowfall from dark air falling quietly to sea?" luv ya

01-10-2006, 07:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	'nother good chuckle.........thanks man __________________ BASTARD Bluefly More dogs than bones Me,myself and Fly

01-11-2006, 12:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	I'm easy to please tonight, that's great =D

01-11-2006, 12:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
edwhit Tilted	Simply funny. Thanks for sharing

01-19-2006, 09:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Nothing like redneck humor! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

01-20-2006, 06:36 AM	#9 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo. Blog Entries: 4	Ahhhhhh! __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

01-21-2006, 05:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road... Blog Entries: 1	That was a good one

01-23-2006, 09:20 AM	#11 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	It is always great to read a good joke on Monday - it helps to start the week off right! __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...