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Old 04-13-2004, 05:05 PM   #41 (permalink)
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hahah like this!
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Old 04-14-2004, 09:16 AM   #42 (permalink)
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that's disgusting...but what makes it funny and still even more disgusting is your signature! hahaha
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Old 04-14-2004, 02:29 PM   #43 (permalink)
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hahaha I didn't even look at it like that!

rofllmao!
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Old 04-16-2004, 09:46 AM   #44 (permalink)
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That guy is a trooper!

He's the kind of guy you just look at and give the "what's up" head nod cause you definately don't want to shake his hands.

What's really funny is after the toilet was clogged... he looked as if he smoked a whole pack of cigarettes trying to build up the nerve to stick his hands in there.



My solution is to either

1. Get some digestive enzymes. They break up everything.

2. Get some Gasoline and pour it in the toilet... Set it on fire... when you call the fire department... ask them to bring a plunger.
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Old 04-16-2004, 10:33 AM   #45 (permalink)
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2. Get some Gasoline and pour it in the toilet... Set it on fire... when you call the fire department... ask them to bring a plunger.
bwahahahaha
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Old 04-16-2004, 01:55 PM   #46 (permalink)
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. . . I have a hard enough time picking up dog doo with a plastic sack separating my fingers from the feces.
Two words:
Latex gloves.
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.$5.99 per 100 at Walgreens.
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Old 04-16-2004, 02:29 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Two words:
Latex gloves.
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.$5.99 per 100 at Walgreens.
Yeah, I have some of those gloves but have never used them for that. It's a good idea but I just KNOW it will still totally bother me. It's the concept of picking up poop with my hands, no matter how protected I am, that really bothers me.

*full body shudder*
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