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#3 (permalink) |
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Insane
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Don't use a straight razor when you're drunk; avoid fists at all times; don't hunt with Dick Cheney; don't sleep with your head on your keyboard, a corduroy pillow, or a married woman other than your wife.
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She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. - Mark Twain Last edited by GreyWolf; 11-04-2009 at 06:35 AM.. |
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THE drama
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well the skin care will vary depending on what you need. Are you looking to get rid of acne? Smoother skin after shaving? Just better skin? What?
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...We were the victims of ourselves Maybe the children of a lesser god... the best thing about music..is when it hits you.. there's no pain. ~~Bob Marley~~ Have a question about TFP in General? CLICK THIS |
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Gorilla Cum Laude
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"After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion."
... I use that ground peach pit goop with the salicylic acid to scrub my ugly mug. The gritty pain lets you know it's working. I then apply a squirt of cheap, tested-on-Sri-Lankan-children SPF-15 moisturizer so my face doesn't look like an old boot at 50. This routine works well to deter visage volcanos. I don't shave every day. Hell, sometimes I shave twice a month. I don't like scraping the hair off my face despite how atrocious my Joe Dirt beard looks.
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"The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people." Formerly username "Crompsin." Last edited by Plan9; 11-04-2009 at 09:16 AM.. |
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New and Improved
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My SO's routine: Whatever face wash I buy for him+sunscreen. Simple but effective.
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If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau |
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Gorilla Cum Laude
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Stop quoting my posts before I edit them 81 times, sugarmama.
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"The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people." Formerly username "Crompsin." |
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Dangerous in action and always eager for it
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as a manly man, my routine is sticking my face under the shower for 30 seconds each morning.
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"Lying in bed on a summer morning, with the window open, listening to the church bells, eating buttered toast with cunty fingers.” (on the meaning of Englishness) "To say that God spoke to him in a dream is no more than to say that he dreamed that God spake to him" (Thomas Hobbes) |
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... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
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Facial care? For men? Steel wool made from an old battleship, then mud from Gettysburg, then water made from snow off K2. Polish off with a liter of stout beer and a sporting event. Once a year.
But yeah, a basic scrub, medicated since you're still in late puberty, then maybe some sunscreen.
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"So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs." Elbert Hubbard |
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Gorilla Cum Laude
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Good show, Willravel.
... Also: Where you live and what your goals are with your personal hygiene routine are important. A certain degree of metrosexuality is required in the Washington D.C. Metro area in order to approach women and be successful in the workplace. Things like washing your face with soap, brushing your teeth, and keeping your mullet trimmed are required. These groups... they're not down with the Grizzly Adams Well-I-Drink-My-Own-Urine thing. Not so much.
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"The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people." Formerly username "Crompsin." |
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this space for rent
Location: Grants Pass OR
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"If gun laws in fact worked, the sponsors of this type of legislation should have no difficulty drawing upon long lists of examples of crime rates reduced by such legislation. That they cannot do so after a century and a half of trying--that they must sweep under the rug the southern attempts at gun control in the 1870-1910 period, the northeastern attempts in the 1920-1939 period, the attempts at both Federal and State levels in 1965-1976--establishes the repeated, complete and inevitable failure of gun laws to control serious crime." Senator Orrin Hatch, Chairman, Senate Judiciary Committee Subcommittee on the Constitution, 97th Cong., 2d Sess., The Right to Keep and Bear Arms, Committee Print I-IX, 1-23 (1982). Last edited by cj2112; 11-04-2009 at 11:46 AM.. |
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Gorilla Cum Laude
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"Were you surprised? I was surprised."
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"The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people." Formerly username "Crompsin." |
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You had me at hello
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I'm lucky I got me a woman before I moved to DC. So I treat my face with bus exhaust and metro grime. It goes over well in Alabama and Detroit, where real men roam free and die of accidental gunshot instead of purposeful gunshot.
There is a total lack of metrosexuals where I work. They're all in to basketball and such.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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Gorilla Cum Laude
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*heavy note that previous sarcasm fail'd*
Yes, being an unwashed heathen is manly.
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"The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people." Formerly username "Crompsin." |
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More Than You Expect
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I wash twice daily with medicated Neutrogena face wash.
Exfoliate nightly with whatever I can find on sale. Shave every 2-3 days with nothing but a sharp straight razor. Moisturize after each wash with Neutrogena oil-free spf 15. And I scrub nightly with a washcloth and hot water on nights where I haven't shaved. I also avoid being too rough or touching my face without having firs washed my hands as either can lead to irritation.
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"Porn is a zoo of exotic animals that becomes boring upon ownership." -Nersesian |
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Addict
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I suppose I should read the book as well? (..oh wait was that sarcasm?) I recognize the quote from the movie, but was told by a friend the movie was soft in comparison. He cited the use of a toilet paper tube and a hamster.
Anyway, another way to look at it is in combination with your shave. I started learning the straight edge routine recently, and it's even improved the safety razor shave. I use whatever bar is in the shower, then a boar brush for soap, and after shave balm from Kiehl's. edit: Hot water until the final rinse using cold water to close up the pores before after shave application. Random trivia: ingrown hairs from shaving are due to the razor heads that "pull" the whisker then cut it, but that doesn't occur with a straight edge because it cuts off a layer of dead skin along with the whiskers. |
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