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Old 02-07-2007, 07:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 02-07-2007, 09:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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woo hoo, cunt thread is back........what's up cunts?
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Old 02-07-2007, 09:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You two Aussies are a couple of cunts, and where'd that other cunt go?
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Old 02-07-2007, 10:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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which cunt are you talking about?
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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dunno, but I don't appreciate that cunt calling some other bloke a cunt. Let's bash the cunt.
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:20 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 02-08-2007, 02:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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If you cunt hear me,

then ILL SAY IT LOUDER..YOU'S ARE ALL FUCKING CUNTS!!!.. THE LOTTA YAZ!
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Old 02-08-2007, 01:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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then ILL SAY IT LOUDER..YOU'S ARE ALL FUCKING CUNTS!!!.. THE LOTTA YAZ!

As true as that may be, i cunt believe it!
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Old 02-08-2007, 02:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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I've still not forgiven ya cunts fer the Ashes.

We'll get ya in the triangular series though. Cunts.
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Old 02-08-2007, 02:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I've still not forgiven ya cunts fer the Ashes.

We'll get ya in the triangular series though. Cunts.
I think england have a cunts chance in hell.
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Old 02-08-2007, 11:55 PM   #11 (permalink)
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speaking of which, we're kicking the pommie cunts asses (does cunts asses make sense?) in the one day series finals

i hate the aussie team cos they are cunts, but i hate the pommie cunts even more
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:14 AM   #12 (permalink)
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All cricketers are cunts, at least the aussie team showers though, so they don't smell like cunt.
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:52 AM   #13 (permalink)
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id prefer a little cunt smell, but nothing overly cunt-ilicious
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Old 02-09-2007, 06:04 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2007, 08:26 AM   #15 (permalink)
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those fucking pommy cunts won the fucking game. that cunt made 120 odd fucking runs and won the cunts the cunting game. FUCKING CUNTS
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:57 PM   #16 (permalink)
 
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You cunts got licked.

Told ya.
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:16 PM   #17 (permalink)
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too much cheese on the taco cunt? or mmmm sweeet sweet roses cunt?
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Old 02-09-2007, 06:36 PM   #18 (permalink)
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You cunts got licked.

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lick my cunt ya pommy cunt.
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Old 02-09-2007, 09:33 PM   #19 (permalink)
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crikey..what the fuck in cunts hell happened last night... surely those pommie cunts cheated.. theres no way we coulda lost to a bunch of pussies like that!
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Old 02-10-2007, 05:09 AM   #20 (permalink)
 
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We cheated?

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Old 02-10-2007, 07:34 AM   #21 (permalink)
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What cunt let this whining pommie cunt in the thread, anyway?
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Old 02-10-2007, 08:27 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 02-10-2007, 01:10 PM   #23 (permalink)
 
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What cunt let this whining pommie cunt in the thread, anyway?
You cunts left the door open.
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Old 02-10-2007, 02:04 PM   #24 (permalink)
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its ok guys, relax..we need at least 1 poor cunt to pick on
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Old 02-10-2007, 02:30 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Shaydee, where's my props for starting the first one you metro CUNTFUCK
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Old 02-10-2007, 07:47 PM   #26 (permalink)
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its ok guys, relax..we need at least 1 poor cunt to pick on
we already have that cunt meri for that.

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Shaydee, where's my props for starting the first one you metro CUNTFUCK
you deserve no accolades, cunt.
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Old 02-11-2007, 09:59 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 02-12-2007, 03:51 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 02-23-2007, 01:13 PM   #29 (permalink)
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