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07-30-2007, 10:29 AM
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Words that sound naughty, but aren't.
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fluctuate gherkin cummerbund volva pianist seminary tipple rear admiral poop deck booby pervasive dike penal ballpeen rectify titmouse assonance
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07-30-2007, 10:41 AM
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I contend that the German word for lockers, Schließfächer, is one of the dirtiest sounding words in any language, but isn't dirty at all.
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07-30-2007, 01:42 PM
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well, put that in your funk & wagnalls...
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07-30-2007, 04:15 PM
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I couldn't call myself a Simpsons fan if I didn't mention one word, mukluk.
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08-01-2007, 06:03 PM
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if you don't like what you see here get the funk out
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08-02-2007, 12:31 PM
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how about "SNAFU," a word that doesn't sound naughty but is?
Situation Normal All Fucked Up
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08-05-2007, 03:32 AM
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and how about "FUBAR?"
Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
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08-05-2007, 04:18 PM
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prognosticate badcock furniture folie á deux rumination trichtotillomania etiology tardive dyskinesia (which I can't spell, either) frotteurism... okay, yeah, that's naughty.  most of the words that always sounded funny to me were in grad school when we got deeper into the dsm-iv.
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08-05-2007, 04:23 PM
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badcock...
hehe...they're everywhere in florida...
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08-14-2007, 11:41 AM
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I would also add - cocksure.
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08-14-2007, 02:16 PM
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still, wondering.
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08-15-2007, 08:48 PM
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Ballcock, stopcock, weathercock, peacock (Make you wonder if peahen might not be the incorrect feminine version, knowhudimean?)
Masticate, Macerate The French for Seal is Foq (pronounced Fuck). There's actually a French kid's book. "Je suis une petit foq" The Spanish word for "to put or place" is poner. It's irregular in the preterit (definite past), so the first person preterit is pusé, pronounced Poosay. tittillation Fuqwad is a perfectly normal Arabic name. Big Beaver Lick, a stream in Kentucky Jackass Hole, the original English name of Jackson's Hole, Wyoming. Ashram. Entire Butt (a style of Porter) Best Boy Grip... Quote:
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08-20-2007, 08:35 PM
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09-01-2007, 01:01 PM
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09-03-2007, 09:28 PM
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But You'll Never Prove It.
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insert action squeeeb
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09-04-2007, 01:59 AM
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"Laputa" is actually a loaf of a particular Swedish bread that has no connection with prostitution or anything Spanish at all.
"Neger" is the ligitimate Germanic (German, Swedish, etc.) word for people of black skin (African) and isn't the slightest bit derrogetory. Consequently, "Neger Kisses" is the German word for a chocolate-mix confection, rolled into a ball and has nothing to do with the "N word" associated with American racial slang. |
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